Well it's been a while NN'rs...

Two odd years ago I fell off the NN cliff and splashed down in living real life with all the sunshine and stormy weather that comes with it...

I have made it back to the shores of NN island and boi does it bring back pleasant memories.

New bits and bob's I see, the island develops I hope the friendliness that I remember so well has stayed intact.

I have caught up with one or two pep's and if you could have felt the sunshine joy I felt you would have figured there was a heat wave here (so unlike the weather for summer here haha).

I shall do the blog thing now and into the beyond as I get back to enjoying the island life that these shores so neatly surround.

Peace and Love XxX

Greetings one and all

Soz, became a bit blah at blogging of late lol

Life some times over takes our lives...

The suns been out .. In Rainchester (lol I had it on cam, just a shot through my sky light as fluffy clouds passed by a backdrop of brilliant sky blue, the one time i haven’t had hecklers lmao or demands...)
I feel like Ronnie Corbett, I digress, overtaken .. I was at...

Earlier this year I moved into a new place. Shared house, it’s the cheapest way to live, yet well established here in Manchester
Sweet as.
Not. Sweet as... as it turns out.

My landlord it transpired is a bit of a crook.. mmm quite a bit of a crook in fact a crook a scoundrel and a liar...
So enough people have reason to complain about their landlord.

Firstly I’m a property Manager  (I kick myself to this day...).

Secondly.. well here comes a list...
He tales money for paying the bills then.. buys tea, coffee, shopping at tesco’s and BUYS PLANE TICKETS (ok he only bought one...), the bills didn’t get paid lol and he amassed a debt of just over £900. To escape paying that by virtue of being sued by the utility company he had a gas meter installed with that debt placed on it. The meter was at first collecting the debt at the rate of 70% of monies placed on it?????

He’s let out rooms that he’s subdivided into illegal sizes???
He owes numerous previous tenants deposits not returned.
He steals food, milk, etc.

Switches the electricity off at 12 midnight.

Swears and abuses tenants and then swears blind he never swears despite being caught on video (i video him always) and recorded...

He has broken into numerous people rooms... He told the police it was to do a viewing, he said he’d mentioned weeks aago that he’d be doing viewings some time !?!?!?!??!?!? The others he just did and said he did coz .. he did...

I have had a court injunction against him since the end of March and another got another injunction against him weeks later. He breached the order by changing the locks and was given 25hrs to replace the locks.. he decided to replace the locks using a GRINDER at midnight on the street!?!

He physically bullied a 19 year old out of the house, he’d physically push up against her.........
The last session in court, final directions before the court case at the beginning of next month he was asked when he was available to get this dealt with as soon as possible.. he said “2013” lmao.. the judge lent forward and said, did u say you want this case held over till 2013 (the leaning forward was a clue i thought in what NOT to say next.. the landlord didn’t hear my thoughts though), the landlord answered “yes” LMFAO The judge after telling the landlord to be quiet quite often, the landlord repeating he wanted it done next year??? (figuring we’d be gone by then) . The judge then said.. what date in August are you free, pick a date or the judge would pick one for him and if the landlord didn’t make it he would lose the case. Without s much as a change in heart beat the landlord then said, whatever date suits your honour. Damn I wish i could have videoed that. The whole thing, hilarious.

Anyways next month we’re set. Well we are, solicitor tells me now tha, we left and the landlord had 2 hrs to make sure that date was ok and verify it before he left the court. He did and then that evening emailed to say he wanted a different date hahaha. Further more he sent in a self reference as his one and only testimony in his defence (it all gets crazy.. a new house mate, Carlos from Spain, told me the landlord asked him for a reference. Carlos wrote a 4 sentence reference. Iv just moved in, the landlord has been ok. The housemates are ok. I want a peaceful life. Carlos cited to me. He says the landlord sent back a grammatically corrected version of those 4 sentences that were now 20 and complained about the other housemate and I, Carlos was straight on the blower to the landlord saying whooooooaaaaaaaa (or esperate in Spanish lol) and Carlos says he ended up putting the phone down coz the landlord refused to listen to Carlos ref changing everything Carlos had written. Knocked on Carlos’s door today just to assure him that no testimony had been placed on his behalf. Mad mad landlord.

So on the cardfs are a £5,000 award to either of us 2 tenants, court costs for both our cases that only got joined as one last week... at around £25,000

Oh and in investigating the landlord i’v discovered he’s in debt to the tune of £40,000 in overdrafts,, fines & bills.

I’m mellow as. This man has been ripping people off for years. The house is situated along the curry mile, students used it for years, he has fleeced them, tried to baffle them with words, threats, etc. I pushed some people together earlier this year and we got together the proof that he’d falsified Tenancy agreements so he didn’t pay the house council tax which as a on owner of a HMO house he is required to do so by law... He is going to get all that he is WELL due.

Ps did I mention.. SUN.. MANCHESTER ... WHOOP WHOOP

Been away for a couple of dayz, so gotta make up by dropping some tunnage, get the date m8, its all about 808 State




Just like this



A bit of an oldie classic hehe




Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

I watched, I listened then I took on board that this was made 50 PLUS years ago...






Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

This made me laugh SOOOO much lmmfto

(please note this is a joke and NOT meant to make light of the serious medical illnesses. Ok, legal speak ova here we go...)


Mental Health Hotline answers a call...

“Hello and welcome to the Mental Health hotline


If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependent ask some one to press 2 for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on he line and we will trace your call

If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship

If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press

If you are depressive it doesn’t matter which number you press as no one will answer you

If you are dyslexic press 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the # key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later

And if you have low self esteem hang up all our operators are too busy to talk to you”

Line goes dead...


GENIUS lol

To hear this real time listen to the voice greeting @ https://www.newbienudes.com/profile/petiteprincess/


ps still raining in Rainchester




Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

Bank holiday Weekend ))

Rain ((

LOL well the 2 go hand in hand here don't they really LOL

So I've been having a play about on you tube, thought I'd go waaaaaay back in the day hehe The days of mix tape are the first two and then just one of my all time favorite tunes ever in A Guy called Gerald.

NJOY ))


Eric B and Rakim.. simply put I am not worthy.. nuff said...
(ps listen to the smoothness of the production of the song, decades later, with all the tools of technology available this still blows them away)



The one, The only, ORIGIN Doug E. Fresh



Vodoo Ray was mixed by Gerald in his flat in Moss Side Manchester, England circa 1988!!! Back then Manchester was much less Rainchester and much more Gunchester especially in Moss Sides, times have changed ))Even in all that he bust this out this track that rocked the world of house ))




Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

Well suprise suprise it's raining again in Rainchester

Well I had a good go at topping my tan up whilst the sun shone hehe

I've just started mooching around in status of late, fun place lol Good people. I hear I have to get badges for X and Y so I will have to post some pix "tagging" myself lol, not twisted just bent

Didn't make it in time for Willows wallpapering I left my card for any hands on work she requires in the future tho lol

Gonna drop something different for your musical pleasure today, music transcends all barriers (and boi are there way too many of them around the world).

NJOY ))


TUUUNAGE... Tell me you didn't move your body in time with that )) SMOOTH ))


Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

Well suprise suprise it's raining again in Rainchester

Well I had a good go at topping my tan up whilst the sun shone hehe

I've just started mooching around in status of late, fun place lol Good people. I hear I have to get badges for X and Y so I will have to post some pix "tagging" myself lol, not twisted just bent

Didn't make it in time for Willows wallpapering I left my card for any hands on work she requires in the future tho lol

Gonna drop something different for your musical pleasure today, music transcends all barriers (and boi are there way too many of them around the world).

NJOY ))


TUUUNAGE... Tell me you didn't move your body in time with that )) SMOOTH ))


Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

Another sunniesh (that spelt correctly?) day in good ol' Rainchester.

A housemates friend is visiting from London and says London is awash with buntings, Brit flags everywhere all set for the olympics.. the biggest sports event on the planet. Not a sausage here, then again sasauges flapping in the wind would be quite a strange sight (oops I forgot I'm on NN). They are going to do well, the IOC that is out of the olympics, loadsamoney, so thats alright then lol

To more serious things, music, I've had this playing for the last day odd



Gets those dancing feet a tapping

Right.. I'm off to do some wallpapering at Willows hehe



Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x

Mmmm I'll give this blogging malarky a go lol

Rainchester has a change of name for a while SUNCHESTER )) We have been bathed in the sun from dawn to dusk (no Salmaa Hayek unfortunately) so been topping up the tan.

Big up BG for the you tube help, me thinx I'll be dropping quite a few choons on my blog in time to come

Talking of the sun I'm gonna go catch the last of it.




Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x