Speed Camera Revenge
Who said there isn't anything to do in Canberra.....

Two weeks ago a speed camera van in Canberra was approached by 4 youths. Whilst the camera operator was talking to three boys about the van's equipment and how it works, the fourth boy proceeded to undo the van's front number plate.

They then said good-bye to the operator, Went home and fixed the number plate to their car and proceeded to drive considerably over the speed limit 17 times through the speed camera radar.

Needless to say, there was considerable embarrassment by Urban services when the computer posted their own speeding fines to the department.

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND
AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

my kingdom for a horse.


ok will settle for a new back and a couple of kneecaps.
getting too old to be stripping engines in bits on the floor.

your safe most of the way through the p's now.hehe

well down to 11 pages now,just about to start on the m's now.
added a few back already.

14 pages is too much to go through,so going to remove some.
if we remove you and you want to stop on the list just pm us and will put you back on.

got jack shit both on the works one and mine.

just how much mess can 4 10 year olds make!!!!! still cleaning up.

starting my 10 days off now,but going in for the next two nights as a swop with one of the other lads on another shift. he's going to do two days for me later in the year.
little one haveing a sleep over with 3 others, so will come home at 6am and have to get that lot to bed!!!!
put some lucky dips on the lottery so hope to have lots of £ when i come home and check that.

more beer wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJSwing’s sexy thong has arrived here.
big thanks to mystigo_dragon and Pixie_5 for posting them to us. will get some photos taken this week.
who will have them next?