plumguy's blog post - Not about sex...maybe mildly amusing :D

Monday, September 2, 2019, 6:47:46 AM

A quick update on my previous blog

So, things are looking more positive. A couple of weeks ago I got my scan results back and it hadn't spread to any organs...and I can finally say I officially have a brain, which may come as a surprise to some! It might not be big and it might not be clever but it's definitely there!
Such a weird sensation having the dye injected into me, it started with a tingly/hot sensation in my throat...like I'd swallowed a hot chill...then the heat swept down through my body and I genuinely thought I'd pissed my pants!!! I was lying there wide eyed at the thought of pissing my pants in front of the nurses. I was told I couldn't move so I couldn't check and the relief was massive when I looked down and saw no wet patch!

I'm going to see a surgeon on Thursday, to arrange my operation. I need to have a chunk cut out of me...it's going to be visual, side of head, neck and ear so there goes my lucrative modelling contracts! Fuck knows what I'm going to look like!

I'm looking for good stories to tell people about how I got my scars... animal attack maybe?? All suggestions welcome

I feel well and feel a bit of a fraud really, I've still to see what happens with the biopsy on my lymph nodes but things are looking positive

Thanks to everyone for your lovely messages and comments, it's been really appreciated

Hugs for everyone
Xxx

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Others Have Said:

Wodja on 2-Sep-19 13:56:51

I remember the sauce bottles from hell, well, listening to the pump start,
3 times being pumped with that shit, I likened it to a nooclear explosion cloud, mushrooming through ya body. they did warn the ferst time that it would be a ''sensation'' the next 2 times were mildly amusing clenching ya dot waiting fo it :(..... I vote fo a Crockerdial attack while crossing the Zambezi river on a David Rabbitburrow fillum shoot. :D

EmuLater on 2-Sep-19 17:48:33

Very best wishes and the hope of a quick recovery after your upcoming op.

SexyEnglishBabe on 2-Sep-19 20:15:07

I read upto the part where you wrote that you have a brain and almost choked with laughter....no idea what else you wrote as I was laughing too much.

Artistic on 2-Sep-19 23:35:34

a shark tried to bite your head off, but your to nutty to crack ;)

Ley-dd on 3-Sep-19 13:31:39

somthing like saving a beautiful girls from a shark attack or the jaws of a lion lol,
wow im so pleased for you its looking positive, all good wishing to you xxxxxxx

lip2lip on 3-Sep-19 21:11:46

Well I can only say good luck with the op, as to fun comments I’m all out here, take it easy my friend. Use the time to rest and appreciate what life gives you. Did I tell you I had a massive Cornish pasty last week ffs there enormous ;) and a btl of wine lol

TexAngel on 4-Sep-19 6:06:41

I’m so glad you got good news. Keep up the positive thoughts. xxx

juicy on 4-Sep-19 23:35:08

Yup, they warn about that peeing your self sensation with every CT scan. I am glad things aren't as dire as they first appeared!

HughPenis on 6-Sep-19 13:29:19

Mate, just stay positive, its curable, keep smiling, drinking, laughing, oh and sex helps tooo