totally spontaneous.

not as hot as my old ones. especially since I have gained weight, and don't have wigs or props. so they are less arousing, and les interesting maybe, but more honest and representative of my inner self.

n shit.

recall the boy from my last post again? I saw him again today. he asked what I did last night. we discussed his hometown, and my vacation plans. when his work was all done he shook hands with me and told me to "kee in touch" with a big smile on his face.

I like his fake green eyes but it's difficult to tell if someone is attracted to you using the old dilated-pupils trick when they have colour contacts in.

I'm gonna be in his hometown in June for a few weeks. maybe I will send him a not-IT-related-at-all email asking him if he wants to fix my computer. and when he comes over I will reveal that by "computer" I meant "vagina" and by "fix" I meant "fuck".

since I refuse to dip my pen in company ink, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will I fuck a local, I've been sort of high strung lately. there is no one around to give me a good fucking.

I briefly considered attempting to pick up the delicious Filipino boy from the south who came to do some IT work for us. he was wearing green contacts, which at first turned me off because it's kind of weird and materialistic, but eventually intrigued me due to the contrast... and made me wonder just how much primping he had done below the belt. for some reason coloured contacts = shaved pubes, in my mind.

but it would have been very awkward to try hitting on him and would probably be unsuccessful for a variety of reasons. and even if I were successful, it would have caused drama.

woe :/ I am doomed to be celibate for the next two years...

okay guys. now that I am gainfully employed and theoretically making some sweet coin, I figured I should treat myself to some things I have wanted for a long time but haven't been able to afford as a starving student (and, lately, as an unemployed bum living in my parents basement).

I bought like 30 colours of sharpies. and paper on which to draw. and 150 CRAYONS. and a Lady Gaga cd. things that allow me to have frivolous fun by myself in the great white north.
new lingerie. underwear, bras, new luscious body lotion and makeup. things that make me feel pretty.

and... I'm bidding on NINE new wigs on ebay for all of my silly role-playing. I am going to have the most fabulous (fake, plastic) hair on all of NN. [url]http://app7.sellersourcebook.com/members/watch/enlarge.php?vers=4&aid=send2asap&img=28502/8-12-24bhl__4__1194981926.jpg&&cc=[/url]

it is weird to have money and to have less restrictions of pleasure. fantasy becomes reality. like, think of all the dildos and toys I can suddenly buy myself. before, I'd just stare longingly at the glass dildos in the display case at the Stag Shop. I'd ogle the shoes that strippers wear, and imagine them on my feet. I'd flip through lingerie catalogues and pass by leather shops on Yonge St and think about the feel of it on my body. now, they can be mine! all my little fetishes and strange desires are now within my reach.

but I can't help but wonder if, now that I can have them, they'll cease to be special. or if I'll just want more and more.

I am so horny, yet there is a dearth of good fucking to be had in the great white north.

and my dildos are still packed and inaccessible, probably for another three weeks at least :/

did you know that a healthy pussy has the same ph level as white wine?

mine is a fabulous vintage, indeed.


I love the smell and taste of myself.

I am disgruntled, haven't shaved in eight days, and my eyes are still bleary from staring at 5000 kilometers worth of road. so I'm not taking new pictures. I do, however, have some old pictures.

when I closed my old account I also deleted over a hundred photos that I had posted and intended to post in the future. I was done with NN, I said. done! no more perving and being perved.

I did regret it.

luckily there exists a magical Porn Fairy who perved and saved many pictures, and then provided copies to me once the Fairy learned I wished to have them. I didn't want them for NN purposes originally, but lo and behold, here they are.

so I will be reposting some. some are very old, from 06/07. some are more recent. some involve props, or sassy wigs. none will involve other people (you may notice a hint of cock in one of the photos I posted today, but it's an optical illusion).

my favourite of these are the pictures of my pussy that show how creamy and wet it is. usually after a good thorough fucking, I'm covered with my own cum and still sopping wet from all the shenanigans I just engaged in. it's as delicious to taste as it is to see, and I'm sharing it with you. tantalizing!

I deleted those pics of coitus that I uploaded yesterday.

they were good, clear pics of intercourse. and my pussy looked nice, and I enjoy seeing it stuffed full of dick even if it's just on a screen. BUT the owner of the dick is not deserving enough to be in my gallery.

so... just me.

let me know what you want to see but keep in mind I don't have a regular partner. just me and a big box o' dildos.

the hypothetical hottie I saw the other day wrote back!

I just can't resist the combo of dark hair + grey/white goatee + glasses + tattoos + attitude!

I don't think anything will come from it but I'm hoping I brought a smile to his face and or a little tingle to his pants, now that he knows some random young thing thinks he is attractive.

oh, the wonders of technology.

now, to master the GPS.

I am sort of amish.

I had a cell phone for a while, but rarely used it. for the last year and a half I haven't had one, which apparently surprised everyone my age.

but since I am driving across the country, I thought it might be a good plan to have one.

so I have this pay as you go type plan. all my calls are long distance, so the plan won't last too long, but I am having enormous amounts of fun using this newfangled technology.

for example, I was able to send and receive texts from NN hottie briareos while staring at pics of him in fishnets. we also discussed his future as a boy toy to some kind of sugar mama.

I was also able to get in touch with one of my harem boys from the winter after connecting with briareos. we shall call this harem boy Gaga... Gaga and I discussed options of where on my body he would like to cum the next time I see him. in my mouth? on my face? all over my ass and pussy lips? decisions! it was a successful meeting, yes.

I haven't seen Gaga in several weeks, and I missed his thick cock. I'd been perving NN that evening, so I was already hot, but I've never sent x-rated texts before and it was very new to me. so in no time my pussy was sopping wet as he reminded me of how delicious it was to be stretched open by a big thick uncut cock. finally he told me his cock was bursting out of his pants, and he had to go somewhere and cum (as apparently he was in a public place doing all of this lascivious thumbing, while I was stretched out naked in my rented bed, one hand on the blackberry and one rubbing my pussy).

I'm about to drive through the rockies, and after that I am moving to a town with no cell reception at all. I'm actually a little bit sad to have discovered this delicious new pastime, only to not be able to enjoy it anymore. perhaps you can all send a saucy text in my name and get someone riled up in my honour. me, I'll just have to keep seeking out hotels with internet access and get my perv on here to stay sane.

to post a craigslist "missed connection" ad just to say you think someone is hot?

say, hypothetically, you passed someone on the street and they made your breath catch in your throat by how alluring they were.

*I* would want to know if I had that affect on someone.


and say you saw an ad like that, addressed to you... would you respond?