OK so I had an amazing day yesterday (lol still no sex). I got up and made it to work on time (I am sooo not a morning person). It was a bright sunshiny day and I know summer (and the beach) is coming (no pun intended hehe). We went out for lunch at work then my boss decided to let us off early. I got home to see a package waiting for me that I had no idea was coming. When I opened it I started to cry ( a good cry). Then my best friend arrived unexpectedly and I got to spend the night with her. Finally I got my tired ass home ..only to find all my NN friends waiting for me, hehe so we broke out the cams and the mics and had a great time.
I am not getting into details here but what I do know is that NN has the most amazing, caring, friendly, loving, sexy etc people on it. I would have never believed a "sex" site would end up being the best place to meet the kind of people I have.
To the 2 people who plotted against me...I LOVE you to death. I can't belive you would do that =0)What I ever did to deserve people like you in my life I will never know but all I know is I must have done something good (or slutty hehe)
Mwahhhhhhhh kisses to all the NN'ers. Have a fantastic Saturday

Little Boy's first play (If you don't laugh at this one there
is no hope for your day!)
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. The first little boy was to say "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot!"
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain went up. The curtain rose, and looking out upon the audience, the two boys were terrified! They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words, "My fair maiden, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out, "Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, bullshit! I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway!"
The audience left howling.

Annual Physical

An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" he wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

You know Sunday nights suck, Some how I need to find a way to have a lot more weekend and a LOTTTTTTTTTT less weekdays. Maybe wonder if I can find a way to get fired...HMMM

Today I realized something, I like me. It's been a while getting here and I still have some things to work on. But in general I like who I am and I look forward to getting to know the me I want to be.

Just my random thought for the day =0)

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students "If you were courting a well educated young girl from
a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go
to the toilet, what would you say to her? "

Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.

The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your
part.

Charlie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be
back in a minute.

The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word
"toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I
have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be
able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher passed out

Trivia Friday night at 7 pm est in the chat room...the theme is stupid laws...

In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun
In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

these are some examples of the useless kinda info you need to have in order to get it right....so in otherwords...its anyones game!

Come see who holds the most creative mind. As well there is a surprise in store!

Ok...I am in shock. Juicy just PM'ed me to tell me my pic is #1 by rating. I seriously almost fell off my chair. I so dont belong there (but I am not handing my spot over either lol)OMG I ..I...I am speechless. *walking away shaking my head*

Two guys are wandering about in Wal-Mart when their two carts collide.

One says to the other: "Sorry, I was looking for my wife."

"Yeah, so am I, and I'm getting kinda pissed."

"Well, let's help each other out. What's your wife look like?"

"Kinda tall, long red hair, long legs, big boobs, tight butt.

What's yours look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours."