Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherfucker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart
Greetings ---- "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud ---- "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay ---- "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression ---- "Fuck you."
Disgust ---- "Fuck me."
Confusion ---- "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair ---- "Fucked again."
Exasperation ---- "For fuck's sake."
Enjoyment ---- "This is fucking great."
Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!"
Incompetence ---- "He's such a fuck up."
Ignorance ---- "Fuck if I know."
Displeasure ---- "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost ---- "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief ---- "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation ---- "Up your fucking ass."
Surprise ---- "Fuckin A!"
Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be fucked."
Suspicion ---- "What the fuck are you doing?"
Contempt ---- "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
Famous quotes:
"What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." -- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" -- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." -- Anne Boleyn
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." -- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" -- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK! Use it regularly in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige

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Rarely brought her practical clothes
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He just seemed so...artificial...
His hand feels cold and plasticy - kinda creeps her out
What's up with his hair
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Austin ~ Blake Shelton
She left without leaving a number
Said she needed to clear her mind
He figured she'd gone back to Austin
Cuz she talked about it all the time
It was almost a year before she called him up
3 rings and an answering machine is what she got

If your calling 'bout the car, I sold it
If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling
If you got something to sell,
your wasting your time
I'm not buying
If it's any body else, wait for the tone, you know what to do
and P.S., if this is Austin, I still love you

The telephone fell to the counter
she heard but she couldn't believe
What kind of man would hang on that long
what kind of love that must be
she waited 3 days, and then she tried agian
she didn't know what she'd say
but she heard 3 rings and then

If it's Friday night I'm at the ball game
And first thing Saturday, if it don't rain
I'm headed out to the lake and I'll be gone all weekend long
But I'll call you back when I get home
On Sunday afternoon
P.S. if this is Austin, I still love you

This time she left her number, but not another word
Then she waited by the phone on Sunday evening
And this is what he heard

If your calling 'bout my heart, its still yours
I should've listened to it a little more
then it wouldn't have taken me so long
to know where I belong
and by the way boy, this is no machine your talking to
Can't you tell this is Austin, and I still love you

I still love you