hapyjacq's Blog - page 43

i just don't know...... jacq

i'm getting ready for bed and i just have this surreal feeling of just not being... or being a joke... being talked about ..or being not sure.. i don't like it...mostly cause i know who i am and what i am... this feeling?? it's certainly not me...tomorrow will rock... mwa jacq

omg what a long friggin day it was ... it just seemed to go on forever.... then i had to stop and think.... aren't i the one always bitching how fast life is going... i think it was just one of those catch 22's...and i got caught haha... have a happy hump day tomorrow everyone... oh and remember tonite is "tila tequila"... wonder who she's gonna boot....

mwa ... jacq

so paul and i are in bed this morn and he's grindin on my leg (why do boys do that?)... i crack one eye and look over and say "do you think that's gonna make me wet?"... he says "it might if i keep doing it" omg lmao.....so this "foreplay" continues and i finally ask "are ya gonna do something with that thing or just bop it around all morning? i mean are ya gonna use me or what?" .... he says "use you...good god hon ... yes can i use you please?".... i say "well i got things to do you know"....paul says "c'mere let me give you a good reason to shower"... hahaha......

on another note i filled up that damn test tube again with spit ... i'll send it ups tomorrow... maybe then i will have some answers to my psychosis...

everyone have a fat, happy, lazy sunday...

mwa jacquie

beets vs. mushrooms...... who has an opinion????

mwa jacq

so we do are running around today.... usually i'm working and it just can't be done... so we hit costco... shop... we're heading on over to winco (grocery store no clue if they are nationwide they are new to me).... it sits on the corner of a busy road... 2 lanes each way and a chicken lane to boot...

i'm at the light and i see this dude kicked back on an electric box arms crossed...i look a litte more towards the street to see what he's looking at.... am assuming this must be his daughter.... holding a big ass sign....I STOLE FROM WINCO... way to go dad... bet she won't do that again...

happy happy saturday everyone and kisses too... mwa jacquie

welp... i thought i shit my pants when i saw that 30 point buck.... but nope it was me just "bustin wind"...then he took off runnin a "mile a minute".... so i looked round and saw more doe's (female dear) than you "can shake a stick at".... so then i just thought.. well i'll "butter ball em".... but i couldn't pull the trigger cause my stomach was tied in a "monkey knot".... pretty much that was our huntin season....

haha said with definite twang ..which we don't have ... and everything in quotes is sayings that they have never heard but found very amusing ... now i'm pmsl....

happy saturday everyone.... mwa jacquie

i need it if anyone can give it to me...i read back in my blogs and find no mention of dun dun dun... my hiccups lol....

last week i was with a patient and hiccuped ... she said "you still have them???? it's been over a month"... so i'm figuring i should just call my doc and say hey i've been hiccuping for months...i call and he wants to see me... problem is i can't remember when they started....

seems to me it was around august... does anyone remember me bitching about my hiccups??? any help from you wonderful people would be appreciated... haha ... no seriously .... anyone???

mwa jacquie

send everyone hunting ..... and spend the rest of the day masturbating....ummm i think i've hurt myself... heheheheh))

happy friday everyone..... mwa jacq

and no he wasn't at band camp ha.... he used to be our next door neighbor and he's the kind of kid that can totally dish out but can't take it.... the kid that shows off constantly... the one that quits the game cause he's losing... calls his mom if shit isn't going his way... oh and of course if anyone has done something.. his dad or grandpa have done it 10 x's bigger..better .. and well you all get the idea....

so the little shit (he will be 13 next month) comes over here to visit and brings a friend...he's all trying to be cool so he says to bob (my youngest 11... and yes he was attached to his thumb up till like 8 or 9)..... "hey bob you still suck you're thumb?"
bob says "haven't sucked my thumb in years...you still piss your pants?" ha... and i have to say that is the first time any of my kids have said anything about his little problem ... he didn't answer he just shut up ...

EVERYONE... have a wonderful Thanksgiving... and don't let the tryptophan kick your ass.....

mwa jacquie ....
*exits to go search for cranberries and a pecan pie*