Ah me. Sometimes, ya just smile for no reason. Or a million reasons, but nothing you can put your finger on... *shrug*

Totally out of beer and have all of $3 in my pocket, so borrowed some of my dad's Wild Turkey. ....Why didn't I like this stuff again?

Anyway, Just a much better day than yesterday. Looking forward to tomorrow, and to tomorrow's to come.

*hugs and smooches everyone*

Work can be so damn frustrating. I show up this morning at 10 till 6, perfectly on time to start my day. Everyone is still outside, apparently the manager in charge has not shown up yet to unlock the doors and turn off the alarm. So we wait.....and wait.....and motherfucker! Find out its the store MANAGER who is supposed to be there. He gets called and assures us he's on his way. .....6:45 he pulls into the parking lot and strolls up, not a care in the world. Meanwhile, I'm already stressing because the store opens in 15 minutes ON A SATURDAY, and it takes me a minimum of 45 minutes to get donuts done and in the case, with bread and rolls in within 15 minutes of that..... fucking asshole.

Asses and elbows ensue, and I get the cases filled by 8. I leave the bread sitting, because I've got 2 cake orders due out at 9, 2 for 10, and 3 for 11. Its now 10am, and here comes Mr. Store manager, asking why the BOGO table in front isn't filled....sonofabitch! I reply dryly that had I not started the day 45 minutes behind, it would have been. He did not seem to take this statement with the same sort of humor it was given, and informed me and my manager that since sales were down, we needed to each leave an hour early. Seriously?!? Oh, and he noticed that I didn't take a lunch the other day. Make sure I did.

Oh for fucks SAKE!!!! By the time I get all the bread and coffee cakes packed out, it's 12:30. Take my mandatory 30 minute lunch, and come back with an hour left to do 2more cake orders, plus 6 cakes for the freezer case. And do my donut dishes/decorating dishes. I finish up 10 minutes late, and my manager keeps me another 20 minutes bullshitting about the schedule and her vacation next week. Uuuuuggggg!!! Clock out only 30 minutes early, so I'll prolly hear something from store manager tomorrow. Fuck him, what's he gonna do, fire me?

/end rant

Home, feet up, beer in hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh.....

.

This gives me an idea... I'm going to create a status drinking game. The rules are as follows:

What you'll need:
Beer or Mixed drink of your choice
Hard liquor
NN activity status

How to play:

*When someone posts either of the following:
I'm horny
I'm bored

Take a drink. If they're used together, take a shot. If they're misspelled, do both.

*If someone pimps their new photo, VG, blog, etc.

Take a drink. If it's MrC, take a shot. (We're gonna get fucked up ya'll)

*If thekid posts a status whining about something.

Take a drink. If he leaves some self-deprecating comment on someone else's status, take a shot.

*Any mention of KirkJ.

Take a shot

*Any mention of showering.

Take a drink.

*Any complaints of missing pictures, or any other kind of "abuse" at the hands of mods.

Take a shot. Make mine a double.

*******************************************EDIT******************

*When Ccmcro (cec) makes a joke.

Take a drink.

*When Bunny asks a question.

Take a drink.

*Someone comments on a status that's over a week old.

Take a shot.



Them's the rules, ya'll...If you can think of any more, please add below. I'll eventually get a master list drawn up.

Here it is...just under the wire with 14 minutes left of Monday:


Sorry there's only one pic. I took like....a dozen. And all of the glasses tipped down ones turned out like crap. :/

Be sure to check out all the other players...use this easy and helpful link:

[url]http://bitly.com/bundles/rockhard6isback/3[/url]

I miss my dogs. Really do. Ya'll know that even if I bitched about them all the time, I really did love them. I was happy to know that my sister's boxer, named Rumble, would be keeping me company while I stay at my parents house.

....Not so much anymore. It started a few weeks ago. I can't smoke inside, so I was keeping my ciggs and lighter on the back patio table. Till I went out and couldn't find them.. Huh. Figured I'd taken them in the house at some point and just opened another pack. This happened 3 times before I started thinking...

Taking a walk around the back yard I discover the remnants of several packs of cigarettes, as well as shattered pieces of lighters... 4 f them to be exact. Damn dog.

So, I started leaving them high up, so Rumbles can't get to them. Then I noticed today my planter pot full of kitty litter (aka, my ashtray) was empty of butts and matches. I told my parent's it wasn't necessary for them to empty my ashtray, and thanked them. They looked at me like I'd grown two heads.

All I can figure is Rumble is now an established nicotine addict, and is eating them. *facepalm*

My sister's gonna kill me....

Damn dog.

No Youtube vids... at least in THIS blog post.

Work...ah. lol. I'd forgotten the joys of working with the public. So rewarding, so magical, so......full of shit. I asked one lady, who was looking at the display of candles directly in front of where I was decorating: "Hey! How's your day going?!" (all perky and shit... I HATE perky) She looks up at me, MAD, and fairly shouts, "NO!"..... I'm like, uhhhh... why no?!? She then tells me she doesn't need any help. *bangs head against wall*

On the brighter side, a little girl, maybe 4 or 5, was watching me decorate a cake. She grinned and waved, so I did too. Cute lil thing. I came around the counter and showed her how to make an icing rose. She was enthralled,and even more ecstatic when I put the sugar overload of a flower into her palm. LOL. Momma was a lil less ecstatic, but I gave her a few paper towels and apologized for the sugar rush she was about to have to endure.

Got a surprise in the mail today when I got home. Amazing how happy such a small envelope can make someone so happy, but I'm still grinning. FYI, did you know onyx promotes healing and protection? True story.

P.S. As for the whole.... men in panties issue. Yeah. I'll be posting in mens clothing too.

I used to hate blogs that were nothing but youtube vids...


I kinda get it now. Sometimes, someone has written (and sung) it way better than you could..

Me...months ago:

Wanna dance with me?!?

Skip to the 2min mark if you dun wanna watch the movie

Yeah, I know. I've not been around much lately. Just a quick mini-break. There's just been too much drama around, and trust me. I have more than enough drama in my own life without adding NN bullshit.

Things are going.....well.. not fantastic, but they're slowly moving in the right direction. Got hired on at another grocery store. Figure I'll work there long enough to pay back my old company, then get hired on with them. Still looking to go into management, I know it was a huge pain in the ass last time, but the money was WELL worth it.

Once I'm back at the old place, I can work on getting a car. Then start banking for an apartment or small house. I'm thinking close to the beach, so I can go and sit and think.

So anyway, this is my "I'm alive" blog. Just so ya know. Ya'll