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Tuesday, September 8, 2009, 9:50:55 PM- damnnnnnnn | ||||||
downvoters!!!!! fell from 9.6 to 9.1 =( i need ya'll more than ever now!! [url]http://www.kpnt.com/Ink-Gallery/View.aspx?ID=129045[/url] help me obi-wan....your ma only hope!!! *muwahhhhhhhhh and ty ty ty to those who've already voted. more info in ma last blog | ||||||
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009, 5:39:32 PM- a lil help? | ||||||
right. i want new ink. really really really bad. i want ma rib piece so much i can't stand it. but i can't even BEGIN to afford it. enter YOUR help =) the radio station i listen to most has a monthly contest. you submit pics of your tattoos' and the winner is based on a voting system. the winner get's a $200 gift cert to a local ink gallery. I WANT TO WINNNNN!! that $200 would be a great start to my rib piece. and once i start, i'll HAVE to finish. soooo...here's where ya'll come in. i dunno if you have to become a "listening member" to vote, and i hope ya don't have to...but if ya could see it in ya heart to go here [url]http://www.kpnt.com/Ink-Gallery/View.aspx?ID=129045&R=10[/url] and vote me up, i'll be the happiest most in pain girl in the world! LOL....AND ya'll get to see the art as soon as it's done. thanks ya'llxxxxxxxxx ***edit**** WOW!! @ 9.6......ya'll ROCK!!!! TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYT | ||||||
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009, 2:03:44 AM- damn! | ||||||
i can't believe dum AND cajun beat me blogging!! ah well, mine will add to everything already said =) caj IS as cute and as sweet as she pretends to be! LOL she even smiled and laughed when rayce tried to MAUL..errrr...love on her. her bf was awesome, and i'm fairly certain dum has a man-crush on him. walking in the door with a 6 pack of guinness would be called "bribery" by some, but it's a guaranteed lifelong friendship to dum. we had fun grilling, and @ the mill (yes, we DO take everyone to the mill) i'm glad it was so busy, now everyone thinks all ma friends are good looking got entirely too drunk with dum being even more wasted than normal. he dosn't remember i almost kicked his ass for repeatedly slappin me in the head. =/ cajun, remind his ass, would ya? hehehehehehe having to get up and go to work this morning SUCKED. but i'm done now and it's my friday. i guess dumm promised someone pics of me playing with his air rifles. we'll see =) oh, and cajun? did ya ever pull over in arkansas and pee?? LMFAOOOOOO!! | ||||||
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Sunday, September 6, 2009, 11:57:47 PM- waitingggggg | ||||||
so i dipped outta work early since i figured cajun would be here soon...and LUCKY i did!! LOL didn't know dum had invited them to our house for dinner and the place is a MESS. now, i know me n dum are slobs. and we're comfy in our filth. but dammit, that's cuz no one ever comes over! lmfaoooooo so i'm runnin 'round like a mad woman tryin to hide/throwaway/sweep/windex arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! LOL she says "don't worry 'bout that!" i say "you have NO idea!" at least it's somewhat presentable now. we just waitin for caj and her man to show up for some grubbbbb! *muwah* hope ya sunday was great too! | ||||||
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Sunday, September 6, 2009, 3:50:55 AM- gahhhhhhhhhhh | ||||||
i dunno what happened, maybe i had some seriously sexy dreams i don't remember last night, but ALLLLLL day today i've been fantastically horny. well, maybe NOT so fantastic. i even had to be careful how i SAT, to keep my jeans from touching my clit. i discovered this lil tid-bit when i sat down to look something up on the computer at work and found myself unconsciously gyrating slightly, enjoying the sensations. FFS! at least no one was around to see. now i'm home and dum's about to go to bed =( i've broached the subject, but i don't believe he's receptive. so i'll drink a beer or 6, and wait till the household is asleep, find some good vids on NN and treat myself to a couple of self-induced O's. =( hope it works | ||||||
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Friday, September 4, 2009, 7:21:12 AM- how.... | ||||||
spoiled am i? dum askes me what i want for dinner. i tell him the major consensus 'round the bakery is chicken n dumplins... EVERYONE wants chicken n dumplins... so he gets all the necessary ingredients. then asks me if i want "drop" dumplings...or noodle dumplings... kricket: well...last time we had both *big pouty sad eyes* dummy: yes...i did both types last time kricket: *even BIGGER puppydog eyes* dummy: alright! i'll do both hehehehehehehhe...i've been nibbling on it all night, he's not made the dumplings yet. but OMG, he's such a good cook....*drools, cums, then goes back for another sneaky spoonful* | ||||||
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Thursday, September 3, 2009, 5:16:27 PM- oh my | ||||||
i dosed dum yesterday with the cockstar pills. YAY! lol... we went shopping, i got a beautiful new corset (pics already up) and we got a great board game. called "lust" and we didn't get to the end! lol...it'll be a challenge to do so, by the time your halfway throu, we were so turned on we were lucky to press "record" on my lappy. after i edit the vid, it'll be up. then this morning! whew!! dum was still ready to go. now i'm off to work with a great big smile on my face =) have a great day everyone!! | ||||||
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009, 3:49:09 AM- heh | ||||||
...i'm famous =P the radio station i listen to @ work has a txting option, for requests, comments, etc etc etc. they were having another of my favorite weekends, where they play nuffin but mid/early 90's and late 80's alternative, punk music. i've tried txting my requests in before, and nuffin. but then the dj makes a comment 'bout how he's had all the area codes in the area txting in for a certain song. ah-HA! my in still got ma florida cellie.. so i txt in "how many *** area codes you get? play some dropkick murpheys or bad religion. ~kricket~" 'bout 10 minutes later i get back "sweet! i love bad religion. btw, where's ***?" so i txt back with where i was, and say thanks and get another one sayin he'd play my song and mention me on air. an hour later, i'm still elbow deep in buttercreme,and i hear the DJ come on after a commercial break... "so, i get a text from...what is it? ***....which is FLORIDAAAA. and it's kricket. she's got good taste. now, i have a theory. i've never met an ugly chick named kricket. and it's kricket with a K, guys. so you know she's guaranteed cute." then he plays my song... i'm by myself in decorator world, kinda grinning to maself, when in rushes the 3 clean up boys...(15-18 year olds) "omg krick! was that you?!?!? wow!!! your famous now!!" so pfffffffffftttttttttttt...lol....i'm cute =) | ||||||
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Sunday, August 30, 2009, 5:23:33 AM- james patterson | ||||||
at his best...stolen from "Suzanne's Diary to Nicholas" Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work - Family - Health - Friends - Spirit, and you're keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls -- family, health, friends and spirit are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How? 1. Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. 2. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. 3. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. 4. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life. 5. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. 6. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together. 7. Don't be afraid to encounter risks It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. 8. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. 9. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going. 10. Don't forget that a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. 11. Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily. 12. Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. | ||||||
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Saturday, August 29, 2009, 5:12:08 AM- how do they love me? | ||||||
let me count the ways... i had, at one time, discounted my 3 boss lady's efforts to "cover up" my mistakes or shift the blame to someone else as them trying not to hurt my feelings, or just being nice. no more. the plan for our lil 3 day weekend was for me to call in on monday, then have my tuesday and wednesday off. no harm, no foul. welllll....monday, me n dums, meanie and sugar got up and out the door rather quickly. by the time 10am rolled around, we were almost to the river, and i'd already started drinking. so i figured i'd call in a lil later... on the river? no cell signal, which was fine by me. *shrug* figured i'd call later. tuesday rolls around, and well. i was afraid to call. i was already a no-call/no-show, and in ma previous job could earn me a lifetime vacation. so, i used my preferred form of dealing with a problem. avoidance. i turned off my phone and enjoyed the hell outta maself. wednesday, and we're starting to think about heading back. i figure i'll turn on my phone and see what kind of messages i've got. i'm expecting "don't bother coming in" or "bring your shirts when you pick up your last check" nooooo....it's "krick, where are you?!? *to someone else* dosn't her boyfriend race bikes?* oh god, she's dead somewhere. CALL US!" so i shoot a txt saying ma phone was wonky, and i was dealin wif an ear infection, and i'm alive. call em back 'bout 2 hours later saying monday, dum had taken me to a dr. for a bad ear infection, and have since been zonked out on pain killers. i apologized OMG a million times. here's the funny part. ma boss lady was bending over backwards...oh, i DID look tired, and ear infections can be caused by stress. if i needed another day to re-coup, take it, etc. etc. i went to work yesterday, and it was even FUNNIER. she was making excuses FOR me!!! my sunburn?!? wasn't a sunburn...it was a reaction to the pain killers... my not calling back or returning txts? i've got a florida cellie, and it must not like missouri towers. i swear, i didn't have to lie hardly any! they covered every base for me! AND STILL haven't asked to see a dr. note!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO and yes, there's SOME backlash. apparently a few of ma coworkers (blondie) think it's unfair that i'm not punished for not calling in. my boss lady's response? a smack on the ass and a "don't do that again" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha love, ~the golden child~ | ||||||
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