mortadella5553's Blog - page 4

On my tour of China last year, I sneaked awary from the group one day to go to the Blood bank and donate. The cab driver must have misunderstood me cause he took me to this place instead. I wanted to leave but they BEGGED me to stay.


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And it didn't hurt like the blood bank does either!

This is my first attempt to post a pic in a blog! Nothing to say at the moment. Except hope you laugh
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Mom's B day today, sis called and she is all sad about it, I think I finally got it out of my system over the holidays. Sis wanted to share the greif, but I think i cheered her up a little instead, too bad, she wanted to feel cranky and I messed up her crank. LOL. She was having a drink in hMom's honor, I will be also.
Life Marches On, Mort

Errand day, groceries, gas for car, bank, laundry, change sheets (just in case I get picked up by a hot nymph at the grocery store) paperwork, bills , tax crap.
Anybody wanna join me for an exciting day?

Laundry- a side story: My HS/college buddy and I went on a camping trip when we graduated from college. He didn't produce any dirty clothes for 4 or 5 days. WTF? I told his sweetheart of a wife the last time we had dinner, I had forgotten it for all these years. She laughed at him pretty hard. I got a dirty look from him, but it was too late to take it back.
thanks for lookin'

120 peeps, 1 firelady, and she sat next to me. Only prob, she plays for the other team, just my luck. Nice lady really. Is there anything better than a room filled with loud drunks? Nice to see all the peeps I haven't seen for 3,5 15 years- some look great some not, just old. Went to a neighborhood bar after for an hour or so, fun but made me feel old. there were 2 20 something girls there, tatoos and piercings, at least they didn't call me sir and help me with the stool. LOL BTW we had a designated driver. Work in the am, it will come too soon. Had a conv with a friend, makes it all a little better, I'll have something to think of when i go to sleep.
Hugs, Mort

I got a haircut today, at the end the barber swept up the hair into a pile and said 'I did you a favor and only cut off the grey" pionting to the pile of grey hair. NICE! I know there is dark hair left up there, unless I have special mirrors at home. LOL

My Dad started getting his first grey around 45, still only had a little when he retired at 58. When he passed at 91, he still had a mix of black and grey, only a little more grey than me now, another gene I didn't inherit. I got his big nose (very MANLY btw, imho).
I didn't get his huge.........................feet either BWhahahahahahahahahaaha.

Party tonight- retirement banquet for 10 guys, will be 95%-100% men prob, not too many women go to these things, guys have a way of beihg stupid when we drink.

The grey thing depresses me a little, didn't use to.

Last week I rolled out of bed, landed on the hardwood floor and hurt my shoulder. I went to the doc and he gave me a perscription. I've been takeing the medicine and now I have headaches. Anybody know about the medicine? They are oddly shaped blue pills.
At least I haven't been rolling out of bed lately.

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

Is it impolite to laugh at ones own jokes?

Does this belong on the Daily Idiot thread?

Have a great day all. Mort

Tried to get to the post office today, but the movie above was calling my name. Kinda long, slow moving but facinating at the same time, very unusual I enjoyed it.
14th straight day with at least some rain. Going to a movie in the rain is good, I don't feel guilty about doing nothing usefull.
Had dinner with a couple friends last Saturday. My high school buddy wants me to go to Croatia with him in May. He will be visiting relatives in the rural areas. No running water in many areas, it would be roughing it. The airline tickets alone are $1650. WOW! Thats a lot for a 9 day trip. don't think I'll go, would be nice to get away somewhere though.

I just figured out how to get under somebody in the forums! Boy am I slow.

Watch out ladys, here I come! LOL

Damm I just saw the typo, supposed to say

"Jack Daniels and girls with BIG tits"

not BIT tits. "drinking and typing don't mix" Let that be a lesson to you all. There is no substitute for SAFE typing.

I hate it when I mess up the punch line, sometimes when I tell a joke in person,(ETOH on board) I think I'm so f****** funny (see Jan 8 blog) I start laughing before the punch line and can't even get it out. I hope I never start peeing my pants when I laugh, my sister does that, and I have known a few other women that do also. Is that a female thing? Or maybe men won't admit it, not that men are hard headed or proud or anything like that. Maybe a forum topic? Hmmmmm. Why does my mind wander like this? Had a 2 hour class yesterday at work, fell asleep 3 times, at least I didn't snore- one guy did, I was still awake to hear it. It was repeat EMT stuff, tired of the reruns.
I went to GG National Cemetary on Tuesday. Put flowers on Mom and Dad's grave, reminded by a friend(prayers with you). Mom went last so she is on TOP, hope Dad likes that