A man goes to see his doctor because he is feeling a little inferior in the bedroom department.
The doctor gives him a thorough examination and cannot find any functional problems, but does notice that the gentleman's "gentleman" is a little smaller than average.
He explains that there is nothing to worry about, and everything is fully functional. However, should he wish, he could have cosmetic surgery; and the doctor gave him a contact number for a plastic surgeon.
A week later, the man is speaking with the plastic surgeon. The surgeon has detailed all the standard possible options on the table for man. The man apologises for wasting the surgeon's time, he just can't afford any of the procedures, and is about to leave when the surgeon stops him.
"There is one more option," says the surgeon, "and it's free."
With his interest piqued, the man sits back down and asks for more details.
The surgeon explains that the reason the procedure is free is because it is experimental, and if the man agrees to it, he would have to sign a waiver saying that he would not hold them responsible for any unwanted side effects.
He then goes on to explain that the procedure involves grafting the skin from an elephants trunk onto the man's member.
After having listened to the surgeon explain the procedure in great detail, the man decides that there seems to be very little to go wrong and signs the waiver.
3 weeks later, the man goes in for surgery. When he comes round he is told that the operation was a success, but he would have to report for a daily check up and dressing change for the next 2 weeks while it heals.
After the final examination, the man is told he no longer needs any bandages, but to allow it another week before it gets any "exercise".
The man, not wanting to harm his new appendage, gives it a couple of weeks before he is satisfied that it has healed enough, and to celebrate this decides to "surprise" his girlfriend later that night.
To start the evening off, he takes her to a posh Italian restaurant.
They've placed their order and are chatting over a glass of wine when the waiter brings out a basket of bread rolls.
All of a sudden the man feels a stirring in his trousers, and without warning his new addition breaks out of his trousers, flops up onto the table, gropes around, finds the basket of bread rolls, takes one and disappears.
Dumb struck, the man looks to his girlfriend, hoping she isn't running out the door.
In turn she looks at him with a mixture of surprise and anticipation and says:
"That was AMAZING! Can you do it again?"
Embarrassed, and slightly pained, the man replies:
"I think so...
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But I'm not sure my bottom can take another bread roll just yet!"
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