YAYYYY....When I finish work today that is me for 4!! yup 4 whole days of no working, I was sposed to be in but I begged the days off because I have forgotton what a day off is like.

So now I have 4 days to get out catch up with friends (I have one lunch date and another drink date with mates to catch up with so far), I also need to go shopping for some new clothes n shoes, as well as thinking of something to do with the kids maybe on Monday or Tuesday since they are off school and they have been really good with the hours I've been working lately.

Oh, and I suppose I really should find some time to get the house tidied again, and of course it goes without saying catch up on blogs around here!!

***hugss....an excited and happy willow!!!

MWAHHHHHHHH

Gawwwd, it's nearly a week since I looked in here and its all different....The friends feature is very cool, I luv it, nice job again NN-j!!

I sooooooooooooo need a couple of days off to myself to catch up with everybody again, but work is still being mad as hell. I'm sposed to only be part-time but am putting in more hours than the full timers right now.....but pay-day is a nice incentive to keep at it, lol.

I am thinking about doing the deputy manager's course since it means another nice pay-raise but I will have to wait till my manager gets back from her hols. A couple of the other managers I have worked with this week have told me that I should go for it and I shouldnt have any probs with it, so I will just wait and see I suppose. It means going away on a 2 day course to begin with then another one for 4 days.

There aint a lot else going on right now here though, lol, I've finally turned into somebody who only works, sleeps n eats!!!!

I need help

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It's been a busy few weeks lately so I haven't had as much time to visit here (

Anyway, I went to Glasgow last Thursday finally and sat the test and passed with flying colours...so YAY me and the pay rise!!! It was such a long day though, I had to leave the house first thing in the morning and meet the woman who was running the course then we caught the bus into Glasgow. Because she was running it we were obviously the first ones there, so I helped her setting up (and tried to pry some info on the test from her....Unsuccessfully!)

Anyway the test was first thing and we had a couple of hours to do that, then we had lunch. It was the after lunch bit that dragggggedddddd on forever, we had a security talk and lots of info to take in about con-men and their scams. That bit was quite good though, its amazing some of the scams these guys can come up with and we are sposed to stay one step ahead of them all the time....lol, at the very least I suppose I have learned a few scams I can pull if ever need money.

We all went out for a family dinner on Friday night and that was good fun, I can't remember the last time we did that so it was good to catch up a bit.

Thats about it for now anyway because I have got a day off and lots to get done.......

willow..x

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.


He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M............................

and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30...............................


he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.



At 9 P.M............................



he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

Grrr....Glasgow cancelled again so maybe 3rd time lucky. There was supposed to be 7 of us going through but 5 had cancelled so they have postponed it again, but never mind.......

I'm in a creative mood today (no not that kind!) the kitchen and cooking kind so I am gonna go to the shops and buy some messages and see what I can whip up in the kitchen before I start work later on, lol...if it all goes wrong then at least the chippie aint too far a walk!

Anyway, have a good day everybody!!

My head hurts and I feel terrible today, but it is all self inflicted....I went out last night for the first time in ages and boy am I suffering today!

As we were leaving the club last night I went to the toilet, and as I was on my way out the door I saw a pair of feet sticking out of one of the cubicles. I thought it must me somebody that had passed out on the loo so I tried the door to see if they were okay....LMAO.....yep they were fine!!

The feet belonged to the guy sitting on the loo with a nekkid girl on top of him.....heeeheee....they got the fright of their lives and were too embarrassed to come out after that!!

Who says Romance is dead???

Got a day off today and a much needed one after the mayhem at work yesterday!! It was one of the maddest days ever, and everything seemed to be kicking off at the same time and it took me and my manager ages to get everything sorted out and squared up again....and when we did we both just kinda flopped and went....."PHEWWWW!!!!!"

And I was supposed to be going to Glasgow tomorrow for my accreditation, but I am needed in work so it has been put off till next week so I suppose thats good that I can have an extra week to prepare for it.

Anyway since its nice outside today I'm just gonna run down to the shops (well okay, i'm not running, I will walk!) then I think I will take the dog out for a long walk and get some much needed fresh air and blow away some cobwebs!!

See ya all later!!

I am just back from a visit to the doctors and am now in absolute agony!!

She was trying to fit a coil for me, so after 3 attempts and going through 3 sets of equipment and a whole lot a pain that nobody warned me about beforehand, we gave up. I actually thought at one point I was was going to pass out, and when we did give up it took me a good 20 minutes to be able to sit up again!!

Doctor's orders when I was leaving was to go home pour myself a little g 'n' t, and rest up for the day - since I don't drink that I'm having a little vodka and some NN instead.

Apart from that, hmmmmm??? What else?

Oh yeah.....kids are back to school next week....YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

....and my insurance claim is still looking like going to court. I am also going to have to get intouch with the Financial Services Ombudsman about my claim and the way my insurance company has handled it (long story which I just don't have the energy to go into right now!)

So yep, I am just going to try to relax today and not get stressed out with anything..... time for some pervin!!!

xxxxxxx

OMG....sometimes kids are just so funny and with this one I don't think I will stop laughing all day!!

I'm really not going into the details on this one but it was soooo freaking funny, and I'm saving this story for the first time she brings a boyfriend home!!

I'm with Ima!!!! Now who's round is it anyway?????