Dammitt!!!!

I think I've got bloggers block!

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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
& that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was bynow enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road trying tolicking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?

I'm getting more than a little bit pissed off just now!!! I'm not sure who it is but somebody is having a lot of fun by phoning my house phone and withholding their number at all times of the night and not saying anything at all, the last one was just 10 minutes ago and its now nearly 2am. My number is ex-directory so that kinda narrows down who it could be, but I'm getting close to commiting a murder when I find out who it is!........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Me and my friend went to see a psychic yesterday to have a reading from her. I haven't been to her before but have been to others and have always been very impressed with the stuff I am told.

The thing is, when I have been to see other psychic's they have always told me not to tell them anything and made it clear from the start that they would not ask me any questions......

This lady yesterday however, before she told me anything she had already asked my name, starsign, age, employment status, relationship status, kids, how old they were, shoe size (well okay not shoe size but she might have well done) and so on an so on.....then she said, "Hmmmm, have you been thinking of or planning to go on holiday?"

FFS!!!! It's May, summer is getting here, OF COURSE IM PLANNING A FREAK'N HOLIDAY WOMAN!!!

There was one thing that she told me that there is NOOOOOOO way she could have guessed and is almost impossible to be a coincidence, so maybe she could read a little but she really needs more practice!

I even kept a straight face when she told me I was a workaholic, a perfectionist and (get this!!) I like a tidy house and keep a very tidy and orderly house! LMFAO!! That was the clincher for me...I mean...really???? I'm sure I tidied up last year but maybe it was the year before, who knows!!

But overall she says that money ain't gonna be a problem for me this year (yeah right madwoman!), I will consider moving house (yeah and don't I wish!), I am going to get very broody soon (only the same day hell freezes over!), and Christmas and New Year are gonna be stressfull for me (really???? I am so glad I paid you money to tell me that little nugget!)

So looks like a have a fun rest of the year ahead of me hu!!


Anybody know any GOOD (emphasis on the GOOD) tarot readers? Hell I'm thinking of taking it up, good money for talking absolute shite sounds wonderful to me!

First off, thanks for the kind words.....I am still very sore but I don't think today is quite as bad as yesterday was!!

My youngest came in from school yesterday and found me laying on the couch in pain, she was so sweet - she went through and soaked a couple of tea-towels and laid them on my head, got me a quilt and tucked me in, all without me saying a word to her. I fell asleep and when I woke again a couple of hours later my eldest and my b/f were making dinner. It really was nice of them all!!

Then this morning, because of local government elections my youngest is off school today (they are using the school for polling) so when I got out of bed I looked around for her. Again, how sweet is she??? There she was at the kitchen sink washing-up all the dishes - she has a little list written out of the chores she is going to do today.

I told her once I'd had my tea I would help her, but I started getting really sore again so had to go lay down again. She kept coming through every 5 minutes to check I was okay and see if I needed anything. What a little star she is really!!

Anyway I'm feeling a bit better again so when she comes back from the shop (I gave her some money to go get herself something) I'd better give her a hand.....

kisses
willow....(with an angel for a daughter!)

I'm not going to explain why, but I am really sore right now! I can't concentrate or think about anything at all apart from the fact that I am in agony.....short blog because now I'm gonna go find a corner to cry in!

Ooopsss sorry!! We both got so excited so quickly last night that stopping to grab the cam was the last thing on our minds!!

heeeheeeee

We have a night of hot and sweaty fun 'n' games ahead....maybe even take some [img]http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/photos.gif[/img]!!!

I can't believe it's nearly May already, WTF happened to the year....The summer holidays are coming up quick and I still haven't decided where we are going yet and then there is the festival season too, which I LOVEEEEEE!!

OMG I luv my festivals and I can't believe its nearly a year already. Like dizzyone says in his blog "peoplewatching" is great fun at anytime but you really should experience it at a festival! It's a bit like NN in a way, there are so many different types of people there all in different states of dress (and undress) - all kinda like-minded but all so different in so many other ways.

I'm not sure where we are gonna go this year (although V festival is looking to be top of the list so far with T in the Park a close second!) but I'm already getting hyped about it and can't wait....

I know that there are hundreds of these things out there but this one kinda impressed me.....(I wonder how people figure these things out)

Try it and be impressed!



YOUR AGE BY DINNER & RESTAURANT MATH



Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out. This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. - how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week)

The next two numbers are:

YOUR AGE (Oh yes, it is)