Me and my friend went to see a psychic yesterday to have a reading from her. I haven't been to her before but have been to others and have always been very impressed with the stuff I am told.
The thing is, when I have been to see other psychic's they have always told me not to tell them anything and made it clear from the start that they would not ask me any questions......
This lady yesterday however, before she told me anything she had already asked my name, starsign, age, employment status, relationship status, kids, how old they were, shoe size (well okay not shoe size but she might have well done) and so on an so on.....then she said, "Hmmmm, have you been thinking of or planning to go on holiday?"
FFS!!!! It's May, summer is getting here, OF COURSE IM PLANNING A FREAK'N HOLIDAY WOMAN!!!
There was one thing that she told me that there is NOOOOOOO way she could have guessed and is almost impossible to be a coincidence, so maybe she could read a little but she really needs more practice!
I even kept a straight face when she told me I was a workaholic, a perfectionist and (get this!!) I like a tidy house and keep a very tidy and orderly house! LMFAO!! That was the clincher for me...I mean...really???? I'm sure I tidied up last year but maybe it was the year before, who knows!!
But overall she says that money ain't gonna be a problem for me this year (yeah right madwoman!), I will consider moving house (yeah and don't I wish!), I am going to get very broody soon (only the same day hell freezes over!), and Christmas and New Year are gonna be stressfull for me (really???? I am so glad I paid you money to tell me that little nugget!)
So looks like a have a fun rest of the year ahead of me hu!!
Anybody know any GOOD (emphasis on the GOOD) tarot readers? Hell I'm thinking of taking it up, good money for talking absolute shite sounds wonderful to me!
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