RenePogel_2.0
Gift PremiumHere comes the new Rene, same as the old Rene (apologies to the Who, for those like me, old enough to remember the music of the seventies). I've been a member of NN for many years off and on. I last left a couple of years ago but I've missed NN and the people I've come to know here, plus of course it's always exciting to see new Newbies discovering their inner badgirl and sharing the excitement with us NNers.... So I'm back. And loving it! I'm 'just looking' this time around, my photo-posting days are well behind me. But like any other red-blooded man, I'll always have the voyeuristic urge to look at sexy women getting naked and naughty. Age doesn't take that away!
- 68 years old
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RenePogel_2.0
I have two entries on my bucket list. Actually I don't call it my bucketlist, but it's a word that starts with 'f', and rhymes
. I need to visit Pixie Hollow, USA, and TBD in Canada to clear my list
I have two entries on my bucket list. Actually I don't call it my bucketlist, but it's a word that starts with 'f', and rhymes. I need to visit Pixie Hollow, USA, and TBD in Canada to clear my list
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GottaBeMe
Good luck!
Good luck!
RenePogel_2.0, k12agy1 and Pete_from_Aus
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RenePogel_2.0
Sex Ed teacher takes a banana out of his briefcase and says,“Today I’m going to show you how to put on a condom. But I’ll eat this banana first because I can’t get a hard-on on an empty stomach.
Sex Ed teacher takes a banana out of his briefcase and says,“Today I’m going to show you how to put on a condom. But I’ll eat this banana first because I can’t get a hard-on on an empty stomach.
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RenePogel_2.0
Wedding night blues....... Bride: 'I didn't know you had such a small organ.' Groom: "I didn't know I'd be performing in a cathedral."
Wedding night blues....... Bride: 'I didn't know you had such a small organ.' Groom: "I didn't know I'd be performing in a cathedral."
McPhallus, bimarriedbottom, Agent_K
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Laphroaigh, happyhumper69, MitchandDaisy
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captain__82
That was a Midge doll bottom, got pulled off the shelves because she wasn't married.... Like that was the thing Americans should be worried about.
That was a Midge doll bottom, got pulled off the shelves because she wasn't married.... Like that was the thing Americans should be worried about.
bimarriedbottom, RenePogel_2.0 and smittenforyou
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RenePogel_2.0
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy. 
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
whipman-uk, smittenforyou, Artistic
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RenePogel_2.0
If you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup and no-one's there to see you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup, did you even fuck up at all?
If you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup and no-one's there to see you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup, did you even fuck up at all?
Mentor___01, SpiritWolf68, McPhallus
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RenePogel_2.0
A pig, a politician, and a con artist wander into a bar. After finishing polishing the glass in his hand, the barman looks up and says, 'What can I get you, Mr Trump?'
A pig, a politician, and a con artist wander into a bar. After finishing polishing the glass in his hand, the barman looks up and says, 'What can I get you, Mr Trump?'
almostanything, smittenforyou, spunky4u
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RenePogel_2.0
Thanks for the comments. You know how it is when you try and post a meaningful status. I'm glad you think this one's on point.
Thanks for the comments. You know how it is when you try and post a meaningful status. I'm glad you think this one's on point.
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RenePogel_2.0
What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Mr_Vein, shaqila and smittenforyou
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bimarriedbottom
My hole is still perfect. Ask anyone who knows me, they’ll tell you I’m a perfect asshole. 🤣
My hole is still perfect. Ask anyone who knows me, they’ll tell you I’m a perfect asshole. 🤣
RenePogel_2.0, smittenforyou, UnclePee
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RenePogel_2.0
I bought a book online titled,”How to Avoid Being Scammed”. That was a year and a half ago, I’m still waiting for it to arrive. 
I bought a book online titled,”How to Avoid Being Scammed”. That was a year and a half ago, I’m still waiting for it to arrive.
RenePogel_2.0
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RenePogel_2.0
Retirement's OK, but sometimes I miss working. Going in to the office, catching up with what everyone's doing... 
Retirement's OK, but sometimes I miss working. Going in to the office, catching up with what everyone's doing... 
bulwinkle69
in march I will have been retired 4 years....nevrr even for a second, have I thought wish I was at work..lol
in march I will have been retired 4 years....nevrr even for a second, have I thought wish I was at work..lol
Saturnfinger1, bimarriedbottom, RenePogel_2.0
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McPhallus, Artistic, happyhumper69
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nosanity and RenePogel_2.0
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RenePogel_2.0
I’m at that age where I sometimes think, you probably shouldn’t say that. But then I think, what the hell, just say it and let’s see what happens.
I’m at that age where I sometimes think, you probably shouldn’t say that. But then I think, what the hell, just say it and let’s see what happens.
tugking70, smittenforyou and Mr_Vein
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almostanything
My trouble is I dont think. I just say it and then think.... maybe I shouldnt have said that 
My trouble is I dont think. I just say it and then think.... maybe I shouldnt have said that
McPhallus and smittenforyou
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theroyalcouple
Omg ... Just say it. Never, ever hold anything back. If someone gets offended, is that your problem? No. Are they your feelings? No. "I'm offended" .. Yeah? So fucking what? Lol. Say it!!!
Omg ... Just say it. Never, ever hold anything back. If someone gets offended, is that your problem? No. Are they your feelings? No. "I'm offended" .. Yeah? So fucking what? Lol. Say it!!!
RenePogel_2.0
Ever notice how too much time available to do a task often means you put it off and put it off, until it finally becomes a rush? Or is that just me...
Ever notice how too much time available to do a task often means you put it off and put it off, until it finally becomes a rush? Or is that just me...
smittenforyou and shaqila
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RenePogel_2.0
Happy New Year to all the people I know here. And to all the ones I don't. Take care, be good, and if you can't be good, be careful!
Happy New Year to all the people I know here. And to all the ones I don't. Take care, be good, and if you can't be good, be careful!
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RenePogel_2.0
I just posted a status update that has an attachment (linked to the NN page URL of an uploaded image) that hasn't worked. Now I can't remember how to delete statuses. Help please..
I just posted a status update that has an attachment (linked to the NN page URL of an uploaded image) that hasn't worked. Now I can't remember how to delete statuses. Help please..
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