alaun's Blog - page 2

I Shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache,shake,and sweat until you grunt and grown.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you,and you will be weak for days.

All My Love....THE FLU!....

For all my friends who wondered were I had gone to.......

Dear God:

Please untie the Knots that are in my mind,my heart and my life.
Remove the HAVE knots the CAN knots and the DO knots that i have in my MIND.
Erase the WILL knots,MIGHT knots that may find a home in my HEART.
Release me from the COULD knots,WOULD knots and SHOULD knots that Obstruct my LIFE,
Most of all,I ask that you REMOVE from my MIND my HEART and my LIFE all the 'AM KNOTS' that I have allowed to hold me back,especially the THOUGHT that I am KNOT GOOD ENOUGH:

Mary's Father has Five Daughters,
1.Nana.
2.Nene.
3.Nini.
4.Nono.
5.

What is the name of the fifth Daughter?...

If you can Answer this you are a GENIUS.....

Do not Educate your Children to be Rich,
Educate them to be Happy,
So when they grow up,
They will know the Value of things,Not the Price....

Wife Love You.
Husband Love you Too.
Wiferove it.Scream it to the Whole World.
Husband:*whispers in ear* I LOVE YOU.
Wife:why did you whisper it to me.
Husband:because YOU are MY WORLD.....

Her...I think we had better break up before my Husband finds out.

Him...You are right,I'm going to Burn all your Cloths and belongings now.

Her...Too bad I didn't leave anything in your House.

Him...Actually you did Bitch.you sent this TEXT to your Husband not your Lover.....

People born before 1946 are called.....The Greatest Generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called..... The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called....Generation X

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called....Generation Y.

Why do we call the last Group ...Generation Y????.

Y should I get a Job..
Y should I leave Home and find my own place..
Y should I get a Car when I can borrow yours..
Y should I Clean my Room..
Y should I Wash and Iron my own Cloths..
Y should I Buy any Food..

Now you know YYYYY....

Until you've counted little fingers,played with little toes,held a little hand,kissed a little nose,rubbed a little tummy,cleaned those little ears,changed a little bottom and wiped away little tears, you will never know the feeling of Love between a Parent and their Child......I am sharing this because my Children are the best thing that ever happened to me and I love them all very very much......

1.If it feels wrong don't do it.
2,Say"exactly"what you mean.
3.Don't be a people pleaser.
4.Trust your instincts.
5.Never speak bad about yourself.
6.Never give up on your dreams.
7.Don't be afraid to say"NO".
8.Don't be afraid to say"YES".
9.Be kind to yourself.
10.Let go of what you can't control.

Stay away from Drama and Negativity as much as possible.......

People were created TO BE Loved,
Things were made TO BE used,
The reason the world is in chaos is because Things are being Loved and People are being Used.......

Hi Mary,you don't look very well to-day,Yes Jean your right,Iv'e got a bit of a sore Throat and it hurts like hell.
I know a brilliant medicine I use every time I get a sore Throat said Jean,I give my Husband a bloody good Blowjob and the next day I'm as right as rain.Hmmm thanks thanks for the tip.

The next day at work......Hi Mary,Are you better to-day,I'm fined Jean your Idea was great! Your Husband couldn't believe it was YOUR idea........