A young Cop stopped an old man for speeding,so the cop aske the old man for his licence,don't have one he said,well says the cop are you the owner of this car,no says the old man,I stole it killed the owner and put him in the boot.
The young cop got all excited and called the station for back up thinking the Sgt would be very pleased that he had stopped a killer The Sgt arrived with the special squad to take the old man away,he said to the old man can I see your licence sir,yes Sgt and showed it to him,can you step out of the car sir and open the boot,yes Sgt said the old man on seeing nothing in the boot the old man said to the Sgt,and I suppose this fool told you I was Speeding to..... | 
