alaun's Blog - page 3

ONE Tree can start a Forest:
ONE Smile can start a Friendship:
ONE Hand can lift a Soul:
ONE Word can frame the Goal:
ONE Candle can wipe out the Darkness:
ONE Laugh can conquer Gloom:
ONE Hope can raise your Spirits:
ONE Touch can show you Care:
ONE Life can make the DIFFERENCE!!!BE that ONE to-day......

She was standing in the kitchen,preparing our usual breakfast of Soft boiled eggs and toast,wearing only a T-shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in,almost awake,she turned to me and said softly,"you have got to make love to this very moment".
My eyes lit up as I thought,I must be either still dreaming or this is my lucky day!not want to lose a second,I embraced her and had her there and then on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said "THANKS" and returned to the cooker the T-shirt still round her neck. Happy but still a little puzzled,I asked,"What was that all about",she explained "The EGG TIMER'S BROKEN".....

A Memory was something you lost with Age,
An Application was for Employment,
A Program was for TV,
A Cursor used Profanity,
A Keyboard was a Piano,
A Web was a Spider's Home,
A Virus was the Flu,
A CD was a Bank Account,
A Hard drive was a long trip on the Road,
A Mouse Pad was were a mouse lived,
and if you had a 3-1/2 Floppy...you just hoped nobody Found Out...

Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my Man:Love to forgive him:and Patience for his Moods....because Lord if I pray for Strength...I will BEAT HIM TO DEATH.......

There's always a {TRUTH] behind [JUST KIDDING]
a little [EMOTION] behind [I DON'T CARE]
a little [PAIN] behind [IT'S OK]
a little [I NEED YOU] behind [LEAVE ME ALONE]
and a lot of [WORDS] behind [SILENCE].......

Wife asks Husband,"How many women have you Slept with?"
Husband proudly replies"only you, Darling...with all the others, I was awake....

HOSPITAL VISITING HOURS ARE FROM 11am TO 8pm.........

Started Belly Dancing to-day,didn't have to do much at all.
Just gave it a little shake and it Belly Danced all on it's own....

A Curious Child asked It's Mother:"Mommy,why are some of your hairs turning Grey?" The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:"It is bacause of you,dear.Every bad action of your will turn one of m hairs grey!" The child replied innocently:"Now I know why Grandmother has only Grey hairs in her head".........

My Mother tried to raise my Sister as a LADY but my Father won....He raised a LADY that just doesn't put up with Crap from ANYONE....