alaun's Blog - page 4

It's strange to have a Friend you have never hugged,shook their hand or looked into their eyes.
But you have been touched by their soul,seen the good in their hearts and felt the warmth of their being.
The Friends I have never met are not my Friends untouched,for I have felt them with me when I needed them.I have confided in them and they are some of the kindest people I have ever known.

MY FRIENDS NEVER FORGET JUST HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME....

SHARE this with YOUR on-line FRIENDS.....

My Mother once said to me that women don't fart until they get Married.Because they diden't have an Asshole until then....

Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to Operate on.
The first one said,"Electricians were best,because everything inside is colour coded".
The second said that it has to be Librarians ,everything inside is very neat and in Alphabetical order.
You are both way off the mark says the third,it has to be Politicians that are the easiest to operate on,They have no Guts no Heart no Balls no Brain and no Spine,also the Head and Arse are interchangeable.........

Just wanted to let all my friends know that I'm back after a long brake, was so fed up with the cold weather that I went back to the sun,forgot the laptop,hope I didn't miss anything.

A Wise Man once said to his Children.GO ASK YOUR MOTHER.....

1 Think less.Feel more.
2 Frown less.Smile more.
3 Talk less.Listen more.
4 Judge less. Accept more.
5 Watch less.Do more.
6 Complain less.Appreciate more.
7 Fear less.LOVE more.....

Fi yuo cna raed tihs,yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.Cna yuo Raed tihs?. Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can....
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg,
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervisy,it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the only iproamtnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.Azanmig huh?, yaeh and I aawlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!,If you can raed tihs forward it.....

ONLY POST IF YOU CAN READ IT......

This Person has two mysterious people living in this house with them,
Somebody and Nobody!.
Somebody did IT....and Nobody knows WHO!....

Monday's are Punishment for what you did during the weekend.

A guy enters a Bar with a gun in his hand,"Who the F*** had sex with my Wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the background,"You don't have enough Bullets mate".