beachdreamz's Blog - page 20

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and then some. I really have nothing else to say. Happy lazy Sunday everyone

Its fucking Friday people and thats all I have to say about that. What an effin week!! So happy its the weekend I could cry, get drunk, have sex, scream...whatever. Hell I may even do it all! Heres to everyone who had a week from hell ~Cheers~




haha and since I don't have an available dick tonight (opps sorry Lunna...a COCK) tonight a vibe may have to do!

Son of a ...

I noticed that I say that a lot - and just how it is there. Often I cut it off before I say the word bitch. When I say it is normally when I am trying to do something and its not working or something didn't go my way.

Very rarely do I ever actually call a person a son of a bitch and when I do its not usually to their face. But as I was commuting home from work tonight I got to thinking about the phase. Why would you ever say it to someone you are trying to insult. Ok yes I get you shouldn't say things about other peoples mothers lol but in the end thats all you are doing.Its not a major insult to the person you are talking to. Hell many times if anyone ever called my brother a SOB I would have agreed..not that hes an ass but that my mom was a bitch.

Anyways just my pondering mind trying to amuse itself.

Men confuse me! (not that this is surprising)

On Saturday I went to do laundry (which I HATE). You know the look..no makeup, old jeans and sweater and wearing a ball cap. This guy comes up and tells me I am incredibly cute and proceeds to ask me out--and even after I told him I had a date that night he wouldn't stop. He even walked me part of the way home and wanted my number anyways. I think he was shocked I still said no.

Then with being sick its all I can do to get up in the morning so I just throw on whatever. Today my hair needed to be washed but I was not in the mood to straighten and dry it..so we had the curly look. My boss tells me how sexy my "breathless, husky" voice is and another guy tells me my hair looks great.

LOL so the moral of the story is to stop trying to look good I guess. I will never understand attraction

I am sooooo sick

Will someone come and take care of me? I am really not that sick..its just a cold but I want someone to come and cuddle me while I sleep. I will even let you have the remote control and what ever else you want.

Do you believe in soul mates? I don't even mean as in true love kinda soul mates. Just someone out there who seems to sense exactly the moment you need them even though they are miles away. As maybe odd as it seems I think my brother is mine. As soon as I need him he seems to be there even though I haven't seen him in soooooo long (like 7 years). He always cheers me up and makes me feel better about myself. I hope someday I can return the favor--even though I would never want to see him hurting.
Have a great day everyone

Watching Scooby Doo and smiling

Remarkable Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain,
why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when
schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live
as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,
she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

I drank like a fish yesterday and could not get drunk!
I think I had one of every drink on the menu plus what I drank at the hotel both before and after going out, in total almost drinking for 12 hours. I guess I drank myself sober - how disappointing is that lol
At least when you get drunk you have excuses for what you did but I can't pull that off. There are a ton of pics with my hands on places they shouldn't be on my friends and my only explaination is thats where I wanted them to be

Oh well yet another awesome night on the town lol

yay! Its the weekend!

Its not exactly how I want to spend it but I will have fun. I am going out with a bunch of friends to celebrate a friends birthday. LMAO we are going to the adult version of Chucky Cheese so it should be interesting...especially since MsBeach plans on being drunk before she even gets there. Going to be one interesting night --- haha even more so as we only have one hotel room rented

My Checklist
Sexy New Jeans - Check
Sexy Kick Ass New Stilettos - Check
Sexy Friends - Check
My Sexy Self *rolls eyes* - Check
A Sexy Male -------oh no! No check

Maybe I will have to take some pics to entice a sexy guy. Think he would like that?

......... Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!!!


So..what did y'all get me???