It's my Friday. Will be off from the bakery tomorrow and Wednesday. Of course, I'll be at the bike shop. *Rolls eyes*

It'll be a wonderful two days. I get to do the 1st quarter sales taxes, and chase down some assholes with tabs to come in and PAY THEM.

In other news, next week I'm going for an eye exam. I need some glasses... too bad it's not this week, LOL I could use them for all the taxes!

Me and Dummy......

we're pretty much bullet-proof, right? We've survived the NN slaughter...


Meh....we're coming off the dead of winter......and it's hurting. yes there's plenty of cash coming in, but DAMN. Someone send me a life jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE will NOT lose this business........... I swear on my LIFE, i'll trade my breath to let dum have his dream.

I was off from the bakery today, and other than a few phone calls and walk-in custos, the bike shop was pretty slow. Which means I spent quite a bit of time in chat.

Where, when making a joke, I came to the realization that there's more than just a few people I've sworn off as assholes, douchnozzles, or just plain fucktards.

Then I wonder, wow... am I *that* much of a bitch? I don't think I am, I mean.. I'd like to think I give everyone an equal opportunity to fuck up. I even went so far as to ask Dummy if I was unusually mean or rude in the room.

Nope, says he. You're just you. If ya have issues with someone, it's 99.9% for a damn good reason.

So, maybe I am a bitch. But yea, it's usually for a damn good reason. Ya fuck with my friends? Yes, I'll take up for them. With vengeance. You fuck with my partner? Same story. You present yourself as one thing, and that turns out to be lies? Ya damn skippy Ima call it out and make it known.

So....Yea. That's me, I guess.

I had some doozies last night. In the first one, I met Ron Jeremy again. (For those of you who wern't around a few years ago, I met Ron Jeremy at a debate between him and a preacher. I got a hug and a kiss and enjoyed myself very much)

For those of you who don't know Ron Jeremy is a world famous Porn star, who's branched out into movies and reality TV. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy[/url]

Anyway, in this dream, I ran into him again, and he remembered me! So I told him about NN, and he joined. Of course, everyone thought he was fake, so he started posting verification pics, as well as pics with signs that say "kricket187 is my hero" and the like. The more he get's involved with chat and blogs and forums, the more I realize he's NN's biggest troll, EVER. Like, bigger than the goat, bigger than Bo, bigger even, than Soxy. I was basically run off from NN as everyone blamed me for bringing him here. >.<

In another, I was in the pit under my supa-secret stalker name, when someone asked Dummy who he thought was sexy. He named two chicks that I just can't STAND. >.< So, under my supa-secret stalker name, I asked Dummy about the broad he has listed on his profile (ME!). His reply? "She's alright. She used to be sexy, but she's kind of let herself go."

O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can be sure I smacked him when I woke up....

Did a cool one yesterday. Thought ya'd like to see it.



Kinda cool, huh?

the apology, here's a drunken blog:

shitty day at work...BOTH works. Now I'm home and my Dumm is all naked and laid out like a buffet. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Goodnight, Ima go shag.................

A warning against emotional or drunk blogging. You make grammar errors. Thank the GODS for good friends!

I know quite a few of you have pitbulls, or a pit mix. Someone posted this video on Facebook, and I've never wanted to hug my Rayce as hard as I do right now.

I will warn you, it's extremely graphic, Dum couldn't watch it all the way through. By the end, I had tears streaming down my face and was a blubbering mess.

I urge any of you who think pitbulls are vicious, evil monsters to sit down and watch this. If you're afraid of the breed, it's imperative you see the facts contained in this vid, as well as WHY they have the reputation they do.

I've owned a lot of dogs in my lifetime. But the ones who were the most loyal, the most loving, and the most special to me, have been Pits.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywIqJa9zALw[/url]

*edit* Ever so much thanks to Ju for passing on the message, and to R for making sure my blogs are grammatically correct. Even if I was bawling at the time of writing them.

what?




what you buggin me for???



FFS, go away!

The way the schedule works at the bakery, week A I'm off wednesday and sunday, week B I'm off tuesday and wednesday. So I get two sundays off a month.

Well, the bike shop's open 6 days a week, we're only closed on sundays. Which means I get a whopping two days off a month.

Tomorrow is such a day. I ain't getting dressed, I ain't brushing my hair, I ain't answering the phone or the door. I plan to hibernate, maybe work on my cross stitch a bit, drink beer and generally be a lump.

It's going to be FABULOUS!