i was woken up yesterday mornin by the sound of nauty's voice, berating dummy for not makin a dr. appt.

this lasts for 'bout 1/2 an hour, till i've had my first cup of coffee, then we switch from voice on dum's camera, to cam on mine. damn you nauty! i wouldn't be drinking beer @ 10:30am if it wern't for you!!! needless to say, i got pretty damn buzzed, then, towards the end of the convo...ma neighbor txt's me askin if i wanted to hit the hot tub with her. O.o

like i said, i was already buzzed. hot tub + more beer = 1 drunken kricket. we go up to the evil empire for a universal remote, so we can FINALLY watch sons of anarchy season 1. we are too drunk to program the fucker. so we just hit play and....

12 hours later....it's over and we're online looking to see if season 2 is out yet. no luck =(

i did get a nap in somewhere, which accounted for me being up till 7am. gahhhh bowlin tonight...i'm NOT in the mood for beer. had a 1/2 of one then switched to soda. ma first game? fuckin 84!!!

ma teammates inform me that i WILL be drinking from this game forth. hellooooooooooooo vodka n redbull... bowled a 104 and a 124 respectively.


as much sex as i had yesterday, i'm hopin for another round tonight... cross ya fingers folks...

i don't understand people...

i really don't.

i know you love your child. i have no doubts that you love your child.

but? really? $590 on their first birthday cake? AND tie me up for OVER an hour, discussing different colors, styles, etc.

are you SURE this is about your lil angel? or are you trying to impress your friends and family? do you really think your lil bundle of joy is gonna care if her cake is kelly green or forest green? or are you trying to match your napkins?

so yea. my first birthday cake? i don't remember. and guess what? neither does my mom. but i'll bet it was betty crocker mix, iced with a butterknife from the drawer, and had some half used dime store candle stuck in it. and guess what? i bet i LOVED it.

i'm gettin too old for this...

12 hours of sleep later, i'm finally feeling human again.

damn those cherry bombs!

had expected to do my first show tonight. but dum says he wants to clear out the room in the basement, so i can lock myself in there. *sighs* wish he'd mentioned something 'bout that before i told everyone i was gonna be doing it tonight.

ah well...sometime soon then.

i've been accepted, filled out my profile, now i'm just waiting for them to approve my ID i sent them. =D

i'm figuring this time tomorrow night, i'll be doing my first show.

my name on there is kricket187 (go figure)

and PM me for the address! i'm hoping i have a decently sized group for my very first show...

so my lil sister digoree has decided to make some extra cash to help supplement her starving college student life. she joined a cam site! how perverse is it that this makes me proud?

anyway...in discussing this with her...i'm thinking...hey! i like showing my naked body! and i like money! why the hell not?

so i put in the application. and we'll see if how it goes. =D

another good day. =D i gotta be careful. too many more of these and i'll start worrying 'bout the pendulum swinging the other way.


had a great day at work, didn't do much really. nice boss is working on teaching me their way of doing wedding consultations, and figuring up prices. bloody hell. i know it's a good thing (makin maself more invaluable) but i feckin HATE most brides. snotty stuck-up lil princesses that are spending daddys money...who want a $3000 cake for $300. *sighs*

that whole bridezilla thing is true =P

i've been begging and begging ma nice boss lady for a kopy kake machine. i've told ya'll 'bout them. amazing piece of technology that projects a selected image onto the cake, so all you have to do is trace. a miracle for decorators such as myself, who can not draw even when threatened with death. hence the begging. and ALOT of it. i recruited ma fellow decorators in the effort, and finally today, it came to a head. nice boss has been home sick for a few weeks, and today was her 1st day back. at one point during the day, she mentioned the machine and how we didn't need it. i've been waitin for this day...i laid out the VERY good reasons as to why we DID need one. she asked questions, i answered them all. after a good 5 minute mini-presentation, she started walkin back to the office. over her shoulder she shouted. "fine" O.o huh?!? fine? does that mean....

i chase after her, asking for clarification. "you win" she says "we'll get one". whooohoooooo!! i give her huge hugs, and dance 'round n 'round. i tell D (head decorator) and SHE gives nice boss a hug too. i make nice boss sit down right then n there to order it. (before she changes her mind).

not only did she order one....she let us get the deluxe model! gawd i love that woman!

not that much to say.

~cracks a beer~

just not had much to say?


yea.