and answered. had more than a few ppl askin for the pic of the dino buttseckin pooh. i'm inclined to believe that ma girl K was quite right in taking and sending it, as ya jus can't look at it and not smile.. well...here ya go ya pervs =P

had ma bowling league tonight. finally got ma shirt, wif kricket spelled out on it. =) iz purdy!

last week (the night of the big snow-storm) my team was giving me hell 'bout showing up in a tank top. they said "where the fuck's your winter clothes?!?" i say, "i'm from floriDUH! these ARE my winter clothes!"

well, tonight, a lady that had been in the lane next to us, came up and asked if i was the "florida" girl. i said i was, and she proceeded to tell me she's brought some long sleeve shirts and sweaters for me, if i wanted them. O.O

wowwwwwwwwww!! how crazy nice is that? i'd never spoken to the woman before, but she gave me two big bags full of really cute, warm, comfy winter shirts.

last night the show was amazing, taylor hicks was 'aight, tho the dude playing danny was HAWT! me n ma girl K got entirely too tipsy on vodka and monsters.. *sigh* at least i didn't fall down the stairs or nuffin.

some of ya'll know i have an older sister. but i dun talk about her much because A.i've never met her, only talked on the phone and snail-mail and B.she kinda disappeared 'bout 10 years ago.

well...thank FUCK for facebook!

i sent everyone wif her name an e-mail...and BINGO! there she is!!

last time i talked to her she was in africa studying primates, then cali studying whales. she's still in cali, working at an aquarium and teaching. i can't wait to catch up and actually get to know her!!

*does the happy dance out of her blog*

it was a blast! i got there early to help ma girl K set up, and so we could have a few drinks before everyone arrived.

the sex lady shows up and starts setting up. i'm amazed to find that not only do i already OWN more than a few of what she's showing, i've used or contemplated buying even more of them.

we all made a penis out of play-doh. while i was given points for creativity, (it was the only one un-cut) i did not win =(

we were given a condom everytime we asked the sex lady a question, and well. ya'll know me. i'm not afraid to ask anything. so yea. @ the end of the night, i was the winner with 14 condoms in my pile. 2nd place had 2. hahahahahahahahahahaha
i won a set of pecker freezer pops, so i believe i'll be making some frozen treats when the weather warms up.

i am currently broke off my ass, so i had already set my heart and mind on NOT getting anything. had even left my debit card and check book at home so i wouldn't be tempted. ma girl K passed me on the stairs and pressed $30 into my hand. i tried to give it back, but she wouldn't let me. *grin* she's totally feckin awesome. i bought a new toy, called "butterfly kiss" instead of a rabbit or mouse or some other type of animal, it features a butterfly... the wings and antenna make for some excellent sensations!

made my way home, where i showed dum my newest addition to my collection. then i demonstrated it's use for him... needless to say, it was a VERY good night =)

i was looking forward to being very lazy tomorrow, and not getting out of ma p.j.'s all day. till K txted me asking what time i'd be over. gahhhh! i forgot tomorrow night's the dinner and Grease @ the fox. *sigh* ah well...it'll be fun

so...i'm at times sarcastic as fuck and/or clueless... was takin some quizzes... and decided to share some of the questions/answers


**What is the name for an electron that has a positive charge?
You answered: happy
wrong answer That's Wrong.
The answer is: positron

**What was the nickname of Edward Prince of Wales, son of Edward III?
You answered: smarmy-git
wrong answer That's Wrong.
The answer is: Black Prince

**Which film won the best picture Oscar in 1997?
You answered: something that sucked
wrong answer That's Wrong.
The answer is: Titanic
(i WAS right!!)


**Who played James Bond in "For Your Eyes Only"?
You answered: not sean connery
wrong answer That's Wrong.
The answer is: Roger Moore
(again, RIGHT...just not the answer they wanted)

today was classic "ish" day. not great, not horrible. i was still in that funky mood i've been in, so ma girl K literally made it her mission to cheer me up. kept tryin to tell her i didn't need cheering, but she's stubborn. she literally broke out in a dance routine at one point, singing "you are my sunshine". wish i had a video camera. lol

after she left, D skipped the silliness, and went right to the "motherly" routine. gahhhh...finally she jus turned 'round, hit me in the back wif a spatula full of buttercreme and said "iz gonna be a loooooong night less you start talking" hehehehe

K spent the rest of the day taking silly pics and txting them to me. (the one of the dinosaur buttsecsin winnie the pooh was classic)

so yea. i'm finally....ok. =P

buncha shit goin on. it snowed (blehhhhhh) and i had to make it home from the bowling alley on a 3-4 lane interstate that turned into pretty much a 1 1/2 lane-ISH road. que hysterics and panic attacks. dum was his usual stoic self, helped by he was over at a friends house. so i put a call into meanie, who talked me down enough to crawl (15-25 mph) home. (ty meanie-butt!)

once there, dum took me to an empty school parking lot in the chester van so i could at least see what it was like driving 'round. turns out it's basicly jus like muddin. guess growing up in the country innit a bad thing.

made it to work today as well, slip slidin 'round and again makin it in one piece.

so yea.


snow sucks.

so me n ma girl k had a "spa" date today.

she invited me over a few weeks ago, as she wanted to do more stuff to my hair. i know she's tryin to turn me into a girlie girl. i jus KNOW it.

but she said there'd be beer..and ya'll know that's the easiest way to get me to do anything. off i went.

she changed the color a bit, and added highlights. so now it's more like ma natural brown, but wif "caramel" highlights. i dunno. iz all greek to me. she thinned it, cuz i gots alots of hair.

then, the evil wench...tole me she was gonna wax ma eyebrows. =( i had no choice in it. soooooo....yea. next tuesday, she's havin me come over so she can do ma hair n makeup before we go to the fox for dinner and the show. after iceskating, that is. =D

but i look pretty damn sessy if i do say so..

Can you guess which organization this is?


36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and,
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year?

well? NBA or NFL?













NEITHER!


It's the 535 members of The United States Congress!!

Tho i would hate to see what the numbers would be for the NFL and NBA...these ARE the people we've voted into office and who are making decisions on OUR lives.

Hate to make my 1st blog of the year all....political...

but i had to. =)

happy new year NN!

dunno if it's after christmas let down, or just general blahs. but i been in one of those moods all day.

not sad, not angry, just... blah. well, maybe a lil sad. as the only comfort i've found so far today is singing along to the radio to the slow mournful songs, sick puppies new one, slipknot's newest, RHCP. if it's slow and sad, i'm singing along.

bah...ima have some beers...