Womans Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome,smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call,not wait for weeks, I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend,won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand, Massage my feet and help me stand, Oh send a king to make me queen, A man who loves to cook and clean, I pray this man will love no other. And relish a visit with my mother.
A Man's Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,who loves to send me fishing and drinking, This doesn't rhyme and I dont give a S###,,,,, |