everyone on NN should listen to this song, just once...before they sign in...

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI[/url]

really really... listen. you dun gotta watch it. put it on in the background.

i know everyone posts songs.. but OMG...LISTEN

So, generally, if you haven't noticed, I post my pics with song lyrics as the title. Generally. hahahahahaha. Sometimes I'm too lazy.

Anyway, I love when people play along, and leave a comment with the next lyric of the song, or the title..

*Shrugs*

Makes me think they're paying attention.

Dunno why, but I've always wanted one of my pics on the main front page. Now, with the magic sign, a new outfit, AND some fancy camerawork from dum... I kinda got ma hopes up.

=D cross ya fingers for me!

Jeebus, what a weekend!!! I'm not even sure I can write everything that happened...but I'll give it a go.

We started drinking around noon Friday, at the shop. We had our pic taking session, engaged in some vigorous...uhhhhh...naked time. Head home to get cleaned up for a party at his friends house. He's one of our sponsored dirt bikers. We call him Precious, because, he's....well..he fuckin precious! Lol. Good looking guy, him and his wife are like Barbie and Ken. Both petite, she's...drop dead gorgeous. And I don't really like blondes that much.

Anyway, had great fun at the party, Dum got into a gross-out thing with some dude there.. Guess dude thinks un-cut cocks are gross, and dummy can't handle people poking their bellybuttons. So they faced off, him poking his bellybutton, dum stretching his foreskin. Hahahahahahaha...we crashed on the couch, and gave bellybutton guy a bit of a show, we were drunk and didn't care who watched.

Wake up the next morning, Barbie and Precious cooked waffles and bacon. Hung out and talked, cracked a beer again just before 11am. By 4pm, the 3 of us (Me, Dum, and Precious) were drunk again, and thinking a trip to the strip club would be JUST the way to celebrate the new year. On the way out there, we got a little show as well, when Barbie leaned over and started blowing Precious. ooOOoooo

After a few tries, we actually find a club that's open, and HAS dancers, and we proceed to drink and tip and generally have a fantastic time. One of the dancers pulled Barbie's top off, and gave us all a peek. Her breasts are VERY nice. So now we're all turned on, and we head out to go back to their place and maybe fool around some. She's been bugging him about maybe swapping with another couple, or at least her getting some cock. I guess she's a lil bi, because we made out in the back seat, and I had my hands down her pants. Precious enjoyed.

Somehow I wound up kissing Precious as well, which was rather nice. He's never been with anyone other than Barbie, so I wasn't surprised when he turned down a blow job from me. *Shrugs* The plan to head back to their house was foiled when some mutual friends of ours called and invited us over to play some beer pong. That was NOT how I wanted to end the evening =(

After a bit, me n dum realized that the other two were just cock blocking, and the evening had been ruined. =/ Curses. We headed to Waffle House, got grubbed up, and went home for even MORE naked time.

Dum woke me up this morning in a very pleasant way. And right after I cum...BAM...I get hit with the worst hangover I've had in YEARSSSSSSS....Poor Dum was still worked up, and I was too sick to help.

Now I'm at the bakery, and still nursing what appears to be the mother of all hangovers.

Damn! What an amazing weekend!!!

I posted some pics. And get an asshole comment "tatts don't wash off bitch". Which I delete, then send the user a nice PM telling him what kind of asshole he is.

What does he do? Goes throu my gallery, leaving nasty comments all over, and calling me fake, saying ma pics are stolen.

So, seeing as how it's almost the new year, I have a resolution. I'm not hiding assholes anymore.

I think everyone should send davidnb a PM, letting him know how real I am. =)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Happy New Year!

Last week, due to the sick *glares @ the woolly one* I only got 18 hours. This week, due to the holidays... I'll only get 18 hours. Granted, I'm off NYE and new year's day, but...we're broke. So looks like I'll be haunting the pit for my NYE.

No matter. I've decided, no matter how chubby ma middle's gotten, Ima take some nakie shower pics tonight. And tomorrow.. I'm taking a few select outfits to the shop with me, and will take some more pics there!

They say whatever you're doing at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, you'll be doing all year long... so I guess I'll be flirting, and perving, and getting loved and loving my dummy alllllllllllll year. =)

Happy New Year, ma darlings.

We have indoor plumbing again. Whooohooo!

I've half a mind to wake Raggy's ass up n talk to him a bit, I need a giggle, and the other night he had me in fits. I'm jus sayin...nobody says "fuckin cunt" like that man.

So yesterday, dum and his sister were in the basement, checkin out his fish breeding tanks. And pop, upstairs, flushes the toilet. they hear a gurgle....and up comes the contents of the toilet from the drain.

They put in a call for roto-rooter, and yea. They say that the sewage pipe is prolly collapsed. Tell us to call the city, and have them come check. We put the Old Ones into a motel for the night.

Next morning, we call the city, who tell us we're county. We call the county, who tell us we're city. We FINALLY get SOMEONE to accept us as one of their own, and the county guys come out. Stupid fucks can't even find our lateral pipe. We call not one, not two, not three, BUT FOUR plumbers before we find one who will come TODAY. We put the Old Ones back into the motel. Plumber comes, and tells us, yep, the pipe's collapsed.

So tomorrow... we have the same company come out and dig up our front yard, trying to find out WHERE it's collapsed. Cross your fingers, our homeowner's insurance will cover the digging, but not the repairs. Hopefully.....HOPEFULLY....the collapse will be within the first 10 ft they dig. We're looking at a min of $1800. Happy new year. =/

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf5STiPnbBU[/url]



"The Way Of The Fist"

Break this shit down!
Zoltan, open the sky!

[V1:]
You want it, you got it
Everything you needed and more
You said it, I heard it
Careful what you wish for
Deleted, defeated everything you've ever been
No mercy, it's the way of the fist

[Pre-Chorus:]
Strapped with rage, got no patience for victims
Sick and tired of the whole fuckin' world

[Chorus:]
I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one battle
But know this, I'll win the fucking war!

End of the goddamn road! (Right!)

Step to me, step to me motherfucker
Zip your lip, you've run out of time
Step to me, step to me anybody
Talk the talk, now walk the damn line

[V2:]
Deserve it, you earned it, got yourself a fuckin' war
Believe it, you need it, face down on the fuckin' floor
I hate it, can't take it
Wanna break your fuckin' bones
No mercy, you faggot
Should've left it all alone

[Pre-Chorus:]
Strapped with rage, got no patience for victims
Sick and tired of the whole fuckin' world

[Chorus:]
I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one battle
But know this, I'll win the fucking war!

As you crash and burn
1, 2, fuck you! (Right!)

Step to me, step to me motherfucker
Zip your lip, you've run out of time
Step to me, step to me anybody
Talk the talk, now walk the damn line!
Step to me, step to me motherfucker
Shut your face, it's your turn to die
Step to me, step to me anybody
Talk the shit, your ass is mine!

[Chorus:]
I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one battle
But know this, I'll win the fucking war!

I really wasn't looking forward to this weekend. Sick, having to spend time with dum's family, instead of my own.. just...not my idea of a happy holiday. But it turned out quite well.

I helped cook (I know! he let me in the kitchen!!) Boy did we have a spread! Red pepper and brown sugar crusted smoked ham, roasted potatoes with rosemary and garlic, mashed potatos with rosemary and dill, sweet potato casserole, honey and dill glazed carrots, green beans blanched in balsamic vinegar with butter toffee almonds, fresh cranberry and pear compote, deviled eggs two ways (hot n spicy, and regular),dum's famous pot stickers, and smoked pork pinwheels with homemade pepper jelly and fresh jalapenos.

We put a platter of some of HP's cookies out (we horded the snickerdoodles, molasses, and the majority of the gingerbread men), and there's nothing but crumbs left of the platter.

We ate, exchanged gifts, then I took my nyquil and was OUT. 13 hours of sleep... and today I'm being lazzzzzzy.

I hope everyone had a great holiday. Ima go eat some leftovers. =D