when i was takin a shower this mornin, slipped and landed on ma bum. didn't think anyfin was hurt but ma pride till i went to take pics today....



and it didn't hurt till i saw it! but now...........OUCHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEE!!

just a lil funny

seems since i didn't have ma schedule written and turned in by 8am yesterday, asst. store manager wrote ma schedule for next week himself. he DID schedule me off monday (which is good, since that's when dum flys in) but he scheduled me to work 5am tuesday. ummmmm. no.

went to him when he was chatting wif deli and produce managers & their assistants. tried to call him away, but he wasn't moving. finally gave up and told him his schedule for me wasn't going to work.

"why?" he asks.
"ummm. my boyfriend is flying in monday. and tuesday, i'm not getting dressed. at all."

que laughter from those around and a deep red blush from asst. store manager.... LMFAOOOOO! was only being honest.

today was...eh....

writing ma last schedule, had to say goodbye to one of ma friends, as i'm off tomarrow n tuesday, and she leaves wednesday on a 2 week vacation. =( dum knows her as the jalapeno lady, as she grows her own peppers and gave us (him) a bag full. but i'm gonna miss her.

i only have a few boxes left, but let the produce mgr know i needed good boxes. so i guess these next two days will just be cleaning and laundry. ffs....you'd be amazed at the amount of clothing one girl who dosn't consider herself much of a snappy dresser has!

put up a notice by all the time clocks @ work that there's free furniture if anyone wants it. living room set, dining room set, 2 computer desks,and a bed. hopefully someone there'll need something, rather than me giving it all to the salvation army. *shrug*

remind me to tell ya'll how i made ma asst. store manager blush today! lmfaooooo!

and called in sick to work. blame me staying up too late, blame me not really caring that much, blame me. of course, you'd think i'd have gone shopping, hit the beach, etc etc etc. nope. i did laundry, and got ma living room packed up. two boxes for all ma dvd's and knickknacks... oh! and i took some dirty pics...lol

someone reminded me tonight, when we were arguing if i'd be found as attractive walking down the street fully clothed, as i do posting nakkie pics........

when i was new to dancing, didn't understand the level of attraction i was getting from all these men....so a friend challenged me to go to ma club, but not get dressed, wear ma street clothes and hang out for an hour or two....

the same guys who were panting and drooling the day/week before....didn't say one word! i literally invited maself to a table full of guys, who, the week before were begging me to come party with them. andddddddddddddddd.....nuffin...........

20 minutes later, with my tits n ass hanging out, and makeup on and hair done? that same table were trying to hire me for a party.....

huh.

i gots a weird kinda yucky. woke up this morning feelin fine, a lil crampy, but not like yesterday. get to work, do ma fing. finally me n one of ma associates wants some breakfast..iz my turn to buy so i get a couple of breakfast bowls. some genius from jimmy dean came up wif a microwavable yumminess.. iz potatoes, sausage, eggs and cheese....usually REALLY good. but after i ate mine, started getting nauseous, ending with me wasting $3 on breakie, as it went in reverse and ended up in the parkinglot. =( at least i felt better. till i left work. we're grillin hotdogs and hamburgers for the march of dimes, and i partake of a hotdog. same story...15-20 minutes later, i have to pull over to puke. now i'm fine again. even having a beer. i'm a lil hungry, but afraid! lol...so yea....weird yuckiness...

in other news, had one of ma associates put in her notice today. her last day is MY last day. i ask why, and she says very simply "i don't wanna work here if you aren't here".

awwwwwwwwwww

i had grand plans for today...was gonna wake up early, start cleaning, start packing stuff up...but...FFS...
i woke up early alright....was jolted out of sleep by the searing pain in ma midsection. fuckin cramps. now i'm curled up on the couch and i ain't gettin up for nuffin...

at least i won't be "being a girl" when dum get's here in 11 days...

today was THE day...inventory day. and the very last day i'll work wif ma ex-arch nemesis. was gonna go in @ 4am. but when ma alarm went off...decided fuck that. and slept another hour.

got to work and counted the little bit left that i had to count. THEN the fun part... adding up all the individual totals of costs....28 pages of totals. O.o i went page by page, totaling each page...usually having to re-add each page 3 and 4 times, till i got the same total at least twice. THEN add all 28 pages...yea...all this at 5am and getting a headache from hell! finally finished and came out better than i expected. me n ex-arch nemesis had sat down n figured the bakery'd be 'round 4500 short or so...actually came out only 3700.. so yay me!

left...EARLY (after the 12 hour day yesterday, deserved it) talked to dum, took a nap, then checked ma mail...whooooohooooo!!! i'd ordered one of those trojan "personal fingertip massagers" and it came in today!! lmfaoooo...

tried it out, and OMG, yea....could possibly be ma new fave toy... sadly, i doubt there wil be pics, as it's not really much to look at...and the battery life sucks....only 30 mins for two watch type batteries. =( but...it was deffo worth the $20!!

LOL...left ma house @ 3am, and got home @ 7pm. whew.......getting ready for inventory... ffs, i hate having to count the freezer. i dress up like kenny from southpark and try to count as much as i can in 15-20 minutes.....then i stand in front of the ovens for about as much time....LOL....customers in their tank tops and flip flops always get a giggle when i'm waiting on them wif a hoodie, a heavy winter coat, ma hairnet, wif a skull cap on top, and thick woolen gloves. i just NOW got back feelin in ma toes.

anyway, gots to go BACK in @ 2am, so i'm gonna do what i tend to do most when i'm tired and grumpy and achey....lol....post pics... *muwah*

ish....got to work, expecting to be much busier than the regular monday, so had ma mind on getting as much done as quickly as possible. got it all done, and sometime during the day, the sky opened. omg @ noon it was so dark outside, looked 'bout 8pm. i figure i gots a looooooooooong day tomarrow, so i'll write the schedule for next week and make ma way home. FFS....got a managers meeting...FINE. ok. will hang out... LOL. One of our inspectors came in, this time dealing wif shrink (anything we throw out or sell for less than we've paid). he's been a thorn in everyone's side. entirely too anal about EVERYTHING. so today....went OFF. lol. i said everything i've ever wanted to say to this dickwad in the past two years. it was awesome. it must have been a sight to see, as several of the OTHER managers came over to either "buy" something or "check" on an order...heh.
i did this all calmly and rationally, but with COMPLETE confidence that he could kiss ma ass.

at the managers meeting, the joke get's started that every other dept manager will have their list of grievances for this inspector on ma desk, and when he comes back on wednesday, i'll be paid by the foot to express THEIR lists, as they actually have to deal wif him on a monthly basis.....LMFAOOOOO