well, went ova to ma parents house today, ma lil sis is on spring break, and wanted to take her out on the town....

namely....a strip club. what's one to do wif a lil bi girl, huh? we get to ma old club, sit there for a good bit. digs get's an eyefull of the girl on stage....then the bartender tells us it's a $25 cover for her. errrmmmmm...no. so we head towards the other town. there's TWO clubs over there! 1st one is all high class, a "gentleman's" club...and yea. two hot girlies have to have an escort...of the penis having variety. FFS.... alright, we go to the next door club, as digs says, the "k-mart" of strip clubs....nope. we need an "escort" there too. FUCK! nevermind, didn't wanna take ma sis to a strip club for the first time ANYWAY..............
(this is NOT ma town) but i remember hearing how this club "howl at the moon" is awesome...so we go. i pay the covers, we go in, and it's not a dance club, more of a..... live entertainment bar. there's a stage and two guys on pianos taking jaeger shots, and doing all kinds of songs. was great....till ma cash ran out. went to the bar, ordered ma cherry bomb, ma beer, n dig's cola...nope. declined...wtf? go to the atm...insufficient funds... FFS!

we leave, and make our way home. i had high plans for tonight. gonna stop @ a store, let digs pick out the girlie beer of her choice, hit a waffle house, etc etc etc....

but nooooooo...ma feckin finance company chooses to withdraw ma bill the day before ma check's in there........so now we're sittin on the couch, she's drawin and i'm bloggin....so much for her first wild spring break, eh??

today started out great...had ma lil radio blaring drop kick murpheys, fillin up everything, doughnuts, and baking all the bread... ma clerk came in, and she started packing. i get everything baked, and it's slow....

sooo....proceed to ma office, where there's (no lie) a 4" stack of paperwork that's been sitting since last tuesday. doin nuffin but getting higher n higher. so i get started. not only have to catch up on a weeks worth of paperwork, have 2 employee evaluations due..YESTERDAY...lol. wind up having to drive to another store for some flour, as we've been hit like a ugly kid wif a stick, and out of just 'bout everything....

thennnnnnnnnnn...got a manager's meeting, which starts off wif my ex-arch nemesis telling me i needed to talk wif him before i left. it's ma own evaluation time.....after the hour long meeting, have to have ANOTHER meeting...wif ma boss n another manager 'bout our mother's day fing......

thennnnnnnnnnnnn get ma eval... actually went quite well. i got average scores...but he told me ma first eval from him would be the worst.....and he actually said alot of good things 'bout me.

now i'm home and 'bout to take a loooooooooong soak in the bubble bath....

*muwah*

...wow...LOL...what a day! at least i was mentally prepared for the onslaught today. walked in to a completely empty bakery. i literally had 4 loafs of bread on the shelf. NO rolls, NO cakes. but, by the gods...i had PLENTY of keylime pies! lmfaooooo

kricket in her element...asses n elbows, balls out, full throttle. yesterday, we didn't really start getting busy till noonish, then it went haywire. today? was sunday. most everyone got into town last night, so this morning they need their groceries. the parking lot was full @ 8am. we ran out of bread....AGAIN. but i don't feel bad. produce ran out of bananas, grocery (almost) ran out of milk, deli ran out of wings...oh...and the most serious of all offenses during spring break?!? they were almost out of beer when i left! lmfaoooo!

got the data from yesterday. OMG we rocked. where a month ago, i was making...maybe $800 a day on a saturday.. yesterday? $2600. total store was only $300 away from breakin $100,000. ma bakery was the only one in the district that had an increase from the same day last year (29%!!) every other bakery had a decrease. days like yesterday and today remind me why i used to like this job, and how i'm gonna miss it.

don't yall think i'm gettin cold feet or nothin. i'll be glad to leave the sunshine state behind me....AND this job. i'm missin ma dums worse n worse everyday...

today was NUTS......walnuts, pecans, peanuts, almonds....all types of NUTS! was awesome. this was seriously ma first crazy busy day as manager..and OMG...dunno if i failed or passed, but was fun as hell.... alabama colleges let out for spring break yesterday. so a MAJOR influx.... i ran out of bread...3 times. unfortunately, i was mixing, so had to keep making more...and more....and more....
went in @ 7:20ish (but was worth it, trust) and got home @ 8:20. when i left, ma shop was already $300 ahead of what we'd done last year on this day.... $2232..........in ONE day! ffs..........not the most we've done in one day, but...the most we've done since i took the reigns. ma ex-arch nemisis had planned a "bakery fest" for this weekend. demo'ing several different bakery items throughout the store today and tomorrow.

OMGGGGGGGGGGG.....i can remember one part of ma day... was mixing 2 different doughs, had 2 setting on ma bench to be portioned, stopped, packed out 50 packs of choc chip cookies, portioned a dough, found the correct size table for the cake demo, printed out the signs, portioned another dough, busted out 3 cases of key lime pies, portioned ANOTHER dough, packed out a rack of bread.....you see what i'm gettin at. it's a good thing i've got ADD...

a million things going on? no worries, i've got two million going on in ma head, and gots a finger in each n every one of them. today was exhausting, but soooooooooo fuckin satisfying.


oh! and tomorrow's going to be busier...........lmfaooooooooooo

today was a GOOD day! i've always said friday the 13th was ma lucky day, cuz nuffin bad ever happens to me on this, the most feared day of any calendar....

got to work early, clocked in @ 4:45am. started workin, ma bestest associate came it @ 5 and even if she WAS hungover....she still gets more done than anyone else (cept me) in the dept.

i have a cake due out @ 10, for a wedding rehearsal. they've brought in their colors...which are NOT to be believed. a dark navy blue, with....some kind of weird shade of baby poo lime green. it's horrid. the blue i can work wif, but omg that green? so i minimize the damage by only using the green for the vines and leafs on the cake. turned out fanFUCKINGtastic...wish i'd brought ma damn camera. then again, as it had a pic of the bride n groom on it, couldn't post it anyway...i'm gonna have nightmares 'bout that green.

i get off a lil early, 'bout 2 hours after ma fave left for the day, and decide to keep an eye out for her car as i drive past one of her fave bars. she's there, so i stop in....2 beers later, i REALLY gots to leave....iz an hour drive home, and next to impossible to do wif a buzz...

anyway! on ma way out, ma girl tells me the bartender is an apprentice tatt artist. and is lookin for willing canvas. at cost, just pay for needles and ink, and ya done. i meet her (OMG cute as hell!) and talk wif her (smart as hell too!). her bf has been inkin for 'bout 15 years, and he supervises everything she does. down to the T. she showed me some of her work, and she's quite good...so i say yea. i want her to tatt me. she asks what i want...i tell her, see this space? (bottom of the knee to ankle on the side of ma left leg) you got ya canvas. i want a **** original. no flash, just you.

and she's all kinds of geeked up. she's been wanting to do something NOT flash since she started. and she's never had such a large canvas. we talk a bit more and she gives me her #.

it could turn out reallly fucked up, but i gots a feelin she's gonna do an amazing job. i can't wait to see what she's come up wif

*muwah* hope yer day was as great as mine!!!

today is just one of those days, i guess. can't be arsed to do anythin. kinda cleaned ma kitchen, but gave up after getting 1/2 of it done. started writing evaluations for work, but only got one of the two done. i know i gotta go to the store for smokes, but pfft...don't feel the desire to get dressed.

to make matters worse, i'm horny as hell, have been for daysssssssss....and i've given up on havin a go at it maself. no amount of self-made o's make a diffrence. fuccccccccccccccccck! 6 weeks is a long way away.....

at least this next 4 days are gonna be busy and super crazy. maybe i can overwork maself into forgetting sex exists.

Sex: Girlie, of the butch-ish variety
Age:29
Country: usa
Race/Ethnicity: 1/2 greek, 1/2 irish (and YES, i can be a mean drunk!
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 104 as of this afternoon

Rate yourself on a scale from 1-10 (1: homosexual, 10:heterosexual):6

Age of first masturbation: 6 or so...i remember a funny but REALLY nice feelin when i pressed maself against pillows, or stuffed animals, or....well...anything really....

How often do u masturbate: daily now =(

Have you ever masturbate in front of yout partner: as often as possible LOL

Age of first sex (oral): 18 giving...i was afraid i'd do it wrong 16 receiving..he did it wrong...LOL
Age of first sex (sexual intercourse):17, and it was sooOOOOOooo bad...
Biggest age difference between you and your partner: 20 years...i was 19, he was 39...it really wasn't as creepy as ya'll think....

Number of partners (sexual intercourse): really? i'll be kind and ballpark it.... 40-ish

Number of partners (only oral sex)retty much the same number...cuz if ya ain't down wif goin down...ya gets NONE

Number of one night stands: subtract 5 from the ballpark estimate....

Your pubic hair usually: dusting, cuz i'm too lazy to shave everyday...i like it gone..

Preferred pubic hair of your partner: trimmed for the boys. i don't like guys totally bald. trimmed/shaved for the girls. i don't like hairballs.

Favourite sex position:reverse cowgirl, mmmmmmmmmmm

Favourite place to sex: couch, shower

Extreme places u have had sex: grease pit of an oil change place, 2nd floor of an art museum during a wedding reception, the hood of ma 72 plymouth valient in the parking lot of ma appt complex

Percentage of reaching orgasm:99.9% it's pretty hard to NOT make me cum...ya gots to be REALLY bad...

How much time do you usually take to orgasm: if done right? mere minutes.

Best erogenous Zones of your body: nipples, neck, inner thighs

for women only

Ideal penis length/girth for men: smaller side of the scale..apparently i'm a bit "shallow bottomed" and bigger cocks actually hurt....

Biggest penis you've ever experienced: 11.5inches. and yea. he only got 1/4 or so of it wet...LOL poor fing. he didn't complain tho.

Smallest penis you've ever experienced: 3.5. and yea. that was a bit too small, even for me...

Favourite cumshot place: i'm beginning to enjoy the bellybutton, since it's been done more than most =P

Do you spit/swallow? neither. give me the tap n cum all over ma breasts....i know...countless fantasies just died at that statement.
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Have you ever experimented with role-playing and/ or sex toys?ummmm.... yes. i have a collection of toys, and plan to add to them

Have you ever had sex using a lubricant? yea. i suggest astroglide...best i've used yet...

Do you/ your partner talk dirty in bed? yep. tho it's taken me awhile to get loose after a previous fiasco where i offended the guy...LOL...didn't think that was possible wif dirty talk. leave it to me

Have you ever fantasized about someone else when having sex? i've tried in the early days, but i have a one track mind...and can't carry on a fantasy too much longer after i get touched...

Would you forgive your partner if he/she cheated on you? depends. prolly not. i'd rather a man hit me than cheat on me. hurts less...

Would you expect to be forgiven by your partner if you cheated on her/him? nope.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? WAS.....now since the object of ma sex life is 800 miles away... not so much...

If u have a partner how often do u have sex? not nearly enough =(

What would be the ideal? everyday.......or at least 3 or 4 times a week...

Have you ever tried anal sex: yep

Do you like it? learning to....iz not somethin ya jump into..

How frequent? when the stars align?

What would be the ideal? that works for me

Ever cum during anal? i cum if ya rub ma neck right, what do YOU think??

Do u like ass licking(giving, receiving)? it has it's benefits hehehehe

Have you ever paid for sex? not in a barter way...but don't we all pay for it SOMEHOW??

Have you ever tried group sex: had threesomes, is that a group?

If not would you like to try? nah, i have a hard enough time leavin ma happy place to pay attention to ONE person, much less more..

Other not usual experiences you have tried during sex: like being watched...hence the "on the hood of ma car" action, and some parties i've been to...

Sexual fantasies that you want to experience: would love to have sex in a very public place...daylight n stuff..

Do you watch/visit porn movies/sites? oh yes...

How often? every day.... at least twice i'm a perv

this iz worth it...

it sucks for so many reasons. being lonely and missin him of course, but i'm noticing a few things that were absent from our relationship before he had moved in.

what once was a dose of normal scorpio jealousy, is now magnified. every lil thing becomes a mountain of doubts. he didn't call when he promised, and ma mind goes into overdrive. he's changed his mind, he's tired of putting up with me, he's not in love with me anymore. and same for him, i don't give him a long line of xxxxx's when we meet in chat, and suddenly i'm distant, i've met someone else. you get the idea.

being apart after being together the short time we were, makes it harder. before...i guess we didn't know what we were missing. now it's very real. and neither of us is taking it very well.

we both are trying to be patient with the other, tho i know he's got to put up wif more shit from me, than i him. lol.

the one good-ish thing 'bout being apart from each other....in case anyone didn't notice. we're both posting again. LOL. i know i've been takin more pics cuz i get bored as hell hangin 'round the house on ma days off. and prolly the same with dum. that and i need extra love

disjointed blog today, i know. just tryin to work this whole mess out in ma mind......

i did get some sleep...what passes as such. LOL..had 'another bad dream...but next full moon, i plan to take care of that..have a special esbat planned to create some objects to help me sleep. it'll work.

ma dream wasn't as horrid as the last one, at least on some levels.heh. dreamed dum called and told me he'd slept with another chick. i asked him why, and his reply "because i could". O.O ffs! i remember hanging up, then completely trashing ma house wif ma bare hands...the entire time ignoring the ringing phone.

ma day went better...ish...LOL...actually had one less body..and were busier. i went in @ 4am, and left @ 3....AND i got a lunch! whooohooo! granted, i prolly should have stayed and caught up on ma paperwork, but...couldn't be arsed. i'll pay for it tomarrow, when all the end of the week paperwork is due. but i'm off on monday, so i can handle it