by a pickle!!! A screw driver and a hammer works just fine



damn things are so fucking hot!!!! who wants one?
ju the pickle conquerer

After sending captal the giant pickle he went in search of some hot garlic pickles for me. Be warned about cap sending anything to you! His packing methods are a little unorthodox to say the least. This morning the pickles finally arrived in a box wrapped in white vinyl, he used so much tape I think he has stock in 3M. Once i got the wrapping off I was confronted with a box sealed shut because he had used spray foam to insulate the pickles from any possible dammage.



I finally hacked my way to the pickles but my fingers were getting super sticky, I couldnt wash the stuff off with soap and water it was like tree resin. The foam nearest to the jar hadn't hardened and it left a sticky mess at the top of the bag and all over my hands.



I finally got the jar out of the packing and got my hands clean with varsol. The sticky goo was all over the lid so I used a paper towel to protect my hands while I was trying to open it.



After all of this I would love to be able to tell you how good the pickles are BUT I can't get the damn jar open!!!
Wondering if there are any big stong guys out there who can open my pickles,
ju

The tears were to be expected. Many of you shed some tears yesterday too. Perhaps the best thing to happen yesterday was a conversation with a with a wonderful friend. We cried, then we started to remember. The laughter we shared echoed laughter we shared in the past with an amazing lady. We just knew she was laughing again with us.
The tears are back writting this but I know the laughter will be back again too.
Thank you valleybud.
ju

On Wednesday, April 4th, in the arms of her mother, dawnt25 quietly and peacefully slipped away from us.

You will be missed my friend.

and proof that I eat more than just sammiches



Happy Easter all!
ju

but every now and then you find something in life that you need to save, a reminder of sorts, something that keeps you real and keeps you grounded so you are able to go forward full of strength.
I thank you so much for that reminder!!! It is a keep sake I will always treasure.
Feeling damn good and wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy over soap box abuse.
Thank you all that PMed, IMed etc.
I AM good
ju

or you think you might need one?
then send applications here cause I am fucking sick of the shit I take. My boots are up for grabs.
You think you are cute taunting me?
Think again assholes.
Next time I can and will ignore what is going on.
I am NOT obigated to do this job and if you think it is cute to taunt me after I have made a decision then fuck you!!!
I leave you to wallow in the shit you seem to crave. Hell if you like I will even add to it.
Thankless fucking job.
yeah I'm pissed off.
I really don't give a fuck what happens to any of you now,
vive la freedom of speech.
buncha assholes.
Can't be bothered to sign off

of THE BLACK SHIRT!!
I think I am going to take some time and savour it.....












before I iron it to take pics.
Scrunch it up and stuff it in an envelope!!
Shaking her head at guys, SHEESH!

ju

I have always been very open with most ppl in my life about my participation on NN. Some of us have much to hide, some of us have very little.
I happened to mention my blog in an email to a college friend a few weeks ago. She had asked if I was willing to share. I ignored it for a few weeks but tonight I decided what the hell, you have known me long enough and sent her the link to my blog.
I am not at all worried about all of you accepting her, I am wondering what her reaction will be to all of us.
Hi Tammy!!
Waiting for a reaction,
ju

Well today a bunch of us posted our moobs/cock pics all in good fun. The pics I have been able to perv so far are great! I must admit to being more than a little stunned at the number of views mine has had in only a few hrs. It must be like a car wreck people just can't help but have a look. I have to thank VB for the use of his cock MWAH!
Now sammiches, if you have read any of my blog you know I just LOVE sammiches. Tonight I made what is probably my favourite sammich of all. It is roast beef and bbq sauce topped with sauteed garlic, mushrooms, onions, green peppers and mozzerella cheese.



Full,
ju