This will be the last of the pickle saga, from me anyway.
Cap had said he would send cid some hot pickles so I suggested sending him mine since they are too hot for me. The next challenge was finding a way to pack them since I destroyed the jar getting them open. (scroll down for the beginning of the pickle saga) I got creative and put them in a ziplok bag then packed that into a plastic container.



Then I duct taped it shut, I didn't want to have any leaks and some of you know from chat I love duct tape
I also mailed "the shirt" to MD, he should have it next week, then it will be off to its next destination.
ju the postie

to being totally lazy.
You have to go double time the following day to get caught up
I'm off to the store, anybody need anything?
(yes MD I'm getting your cookies)
In chore mode,
ju

VB has been far too productive where as I have really done, well, nothing. He was even so unlazy that he blogged twice today (roll eyes)
The only reason I am here is cause I found a cool site last week (yeah I was too lazy to blog it then.)

[url]http://www.ehow.com/[/url]

If I ever decide to get unlazy I will check it out further, In the mean time leave me some reviews, I might read them.
Totally lazy,
ju

made me do it!!!! It finally arrived in my little corner of the planet and after doing all my chores and running around the sun was calling me and begged me to bring beer. There was no way I could ignore a long lost friend.
So here I sit slightly inebriated with a slight sunburn.
Crank up the tunes the out door season has begun!!
The fridge is full help your self and pull up a spot on the curb I plan on enjoying this to the fullest,
ju

yeah I borrowed that line from somewhere, any one know where? You win absolutely nothing if you do I'm just curious.
Have you ever had your privacy totally invaded? Without going into any detail it just plain "sucks monkeys butt" to quote my daughter.
A picture maybe worth a thousand words but a phone call can be far more valueable than a billion pics.
Starting off a conversation about shit and I mean that literally can take you places you have never imagined and can make you feel pretty damn good. Cheer for me I have almost made it past the 2 year rule
I am feeling and thinking many things right now, that is why the cryptic blog. Forgive me if I make no sense, I know what I mean and really that is all that counts.
Signing off before you all think I have totally lost it,
ju

a window is opened.
This morning that was shown to me with startling clarity. I have been communicating with one of Dawn's very close friends and in the process have gained not one but 7 new friends. Women Dawn affectionatly called "the posse". None of them had ever met me and yet they honoured me by including my name on the wreath of the 7 friends. I found out last week Dawn wanted me to have 2 pictures she kept on her bed stand and was thrilled!! This morning I found out a gift was made to the now 8 friends. To say I am blown away is an understatement. The way in which the friends who have known each other forever have included me is mind boggling to say the least. They made me feel like I was there with them, sharing the laughter, the tears and the memories.
Sometime in the next week or so I will be recieving a package that will make me smile and also cry with tears of joy that I was lucky enough to have loved and been loved such a beautiful woman.
Love really does make the world go 'round,
ju

there seems to be no way to repay the kindness others have offered you. I however believe that passing the kindness along is perhaps the best gift of all. What you recieved was totally unexpected and to be able to give that gift to another and to have them as astounded by the generosity as you were, inspiring them to pass it along is perhaps the ultimate "chain letter"
Blessed to know so many good ppl,
ju

was an NN kind of day. I met pussyeatinman55 and had a blast! While he was here we called MD and both of us had a good chat with him. A little later cap called and we had a good chat. And just now before I sign out for the night I got another wonderful email from dawn's friend which makes me feel so connected to the woman I miss so much.
I think I am going to sleep well tonight.
ju

by a pickle!!! A screw driver and a hammer works just fine



damn things are so fucking hot!!!! who wants one?
ju the pickle conquerer

After sending captal the giant pickle he went in search of some hot garlic pickles for me. Be warned about cap sending anything to you! His packing methods are a little unorthodox to say the least. This morning the pickles finally arrived in a box wrapped in white vinyl, he used so much tape I think he has stock in 3M. Once i got the wrapping off I was confronted with a box sealed shut because he had used spray foam to insulate the pickles from any possible dammage.



I finally hacked my way to the pickles but my fingers were getting super sticky, I couldnt wash the stuff off with soap and water it was like tree resin. The foam nearest to the jar hadn't hardened and it left a sticky mess at the top of the bag and all over my hands.



I finally got the jar out of the packing and got my hands clean with varsol. The sticky goo was all over the lid so I used a paper towel to protect my hands while I was trying to open it.



After all of this I would love to be able to tell you how good the pickles are BUT I can't get the damn jar open!!!
Wondering if there are any big stong guys out there who can open my pickles,
ju